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4 months ago
So to show how much of a nerd I am. I run Dungeons and Dragons every other week with my friends online.
They have a favorite store I made up in one of the towns, and have spent entire sessions there.
The store is called Curious Curiosities. It sells a variety of useless/strange/highly specific items in it that are just very 'curious'
So far the group has bought things like
A "Rainbow Unicorn Puke Robe" A horrifically ugly robe that was described as 'a rainbow unicorn puke on this robe staining it permanently'
A mummified hand that comes to life and follows the commands at the keyword "Spooky"
A cape that constantly flows like there is a breeze, even if there isn't one.
A key that can once, when it wants to, unlock anything (Then is destroyed).
Two books which reveals certain truths/secrets/acts of fate but only for that person, and each person can only read one page of one of those two books (these two are too complicated for me to go into)
I have now added several other items to this store including; scrolls that don't due quite as advertised, a potion that heals and harms the drinker, bagpipes of invisibility (Remember silence spell doesn't move!) and others.
But while I keep adding more stuff here, I am always looking for ideas. Anyone have ideas on useless magical items, strange curiosities, or othre random stuff that someone would find 'strange' or 'curious' to add?
They have a favorite store I made up in one of the towns, and have spent entire sessions there.
The store is called Curious Curiosities. It sells a variety of useless/strange/highly specific items in it that are just very 'curious'
So far the group has bought things like
A "Rainbow Unicorn Puke Robe" A horrifically ugly robe that was described as 'a rainbow unicorn puke on this robe staining it permanently'
A mummified hand that comes to life and follows the commands at the keyword "Spooky"
A cape that constantly flows like there is a breeze, even if there isn't one.
A key that can once, when it wants to, unlock anything (Then is destroyed).
Two books which reveals certain truths/secrets/acts of fate but only for that person, and each person can only read one page of one of those two books (these two are too complicated for me to go into)
I have now added several other items to this store including; scrolls that don't due quite as advertised, a potion that heals and harms the drinker, bagpipes of invisibility (Remember silence spell doesn't move!) and others.
But while I keep adding more stuff here, I am always looking for ideas. Anyone have ideas on useless magical items, strange curiosities, or othre random stuff that someone would find 'strange' or 'curious' to add?
