Really need to meet a girl (or afab non-binary welcome too) who *stinks* to get to be good friends with and hang out with IRL and eventually become more for a wonderful Pepe Le Pew and Penelope relationship, only they're Pepe and neither of us are guys. Lots of stinky struggle snuggles and forced odor smelling with someone who just reeks and me having to smell it all all the while.
And then lots of kissing, and hand-holding, and general cuddling, and nuzzling, and just talking all night, and getting lost in each other's beautiful eyes, and playing games.
And more smelly humiliating stuff. Overweight would definitely be a plus as well.

Here's hoping.

And if any happen to read this, Hey, let's chat!