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Lizard Talks #8: How hyper would YOU go?
3 months ago
I think this is a fun exercise for anyone who's into hyper, expansion, macro, etc
If you could adjust your physical stats as easily as creating a DnD character, what kind of things would you want for yourself? Let's assume society would tolerate and your partner could adjust over time to your changes but is not just instantly hyper-sexualized to accommodate your every need. (Gotta have some constraints to a hypothetical!)
Suppose I'll start
I'd probably want to be a decent bit taller, maybe 6'7"-6'8", a BIT stockier with muscles underneath some bulk. As for genitals, I think a 16"-20" dick, maybe as thick as a big soup can with cantaloupe sized balls would be rather tantalizing experience. I'd definitely have to work hard to make more money than I currently have to afford custom clothing, and the dating pool would be very much thinned by people not into stuff like that, but I think I'd manage and I'd still enjoy my body and that experience.
What about you guys? Could you find a way go having a dick large enough to straddle like a horse? Would you want tits that hang to your waist and gush milk everywhere you go? An ass large enough to lean back and use as a beanbag wherever you go? Or smaller changes like more/less body hair, some abdominal definition, maybe you'd want to be shorter even?
By all means be creative and think about what you'd want and how you'd live with it if it's a lot 👀
If you could adjust your physical stats as easily as creating a DnD character, what kind of things would you want for yourself? Let's assume society would tolerate and your partner could adjust over time to your changes but is not just instantly hyper-sexualized to accommodate your every need. (Gotta have some constraints to a hypothetical!)
Suppose I'll start
I'd probably want to be a decent bit taller, maybe 6'7"-6'8", a BIT stockier with muscles underneath some bulk. As for genitals, I think a 16"-20" dick, maybe as thick as a big soup can with cantaloupe sized balls would be rather tantalizing experience. I'd definitely have to work hard to make more money than I currently have to afford custom clothing, and the dating pool would be very much thinned by people not into stuff like that, but I think I'd manage and I'd still enjoy my body and that experience.
What about you guys? Could you find a way go having a dick large enough to straddle like a horse? Would you want tits that hang to your waist and gush milk everywhere you go? An ass large enough to lean back and use as a beanbag wherever you go? Or smaller changes like more/less body hair, some abdominal definition, maybe you'd want to be shorter even?
By all means be creative and think about what you'd want and how you'd live with it if it's a lot 👀
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Anything around the 14-16 inch range I think would be my ideal - huge, but still packable in looser-fitting clothes without calling too much attention to a bulge :3 - with a girth about 25-33% bigger than a soda can's, so it's more on the long-but-thin side of things (which would make it a bit easier to mess around with for the average person~).
Balls would be about the size of grapefruits, or maybe coconuts... again, nice and large, but not too obstructive or overly heavy.
The biggest thing I'd change would honestly be productivity - I want to gush precum like a faucet and shoot off like a hose when I cum >:3. A nice over-active prostate would be a lot of fun, especially if I was in a home with a large private backyard or something that I could empty out into whenever I wished~.
Overall I don't think too much would change - the biggest thing would be making sure I could shove those nuts in whatever shorts I wanted to wear, and possibly having to shell out for condoms on casual outings to make sure I didn't accidentally get excited and cause a big mess out in public.
It'd definitely be fun to be that size~ I'd be even more of a homebody than I already am xP
Size-shifting powers, on the other hand...
Sorry, lots to think about heheh.
And of course i'd want those balls to be stupidly over-productive, I want to be slightly inconvenienced by how horny I am 24/7.
I personally wouldn't care if my size limited my dating prospects as I'd be too busy jerking off all the time. Needing to empty my balls every hour. Would have to find a job that lets me WFH or just become an OF model :P
Now, I'd go with 2.3-2.5 metres, and a length of 40-60 centimetres, with a girth of 7-9. Balls size of coconuts, maybe .2-.4 larger. Definitely muscular, with some light fat. With these specs, I'd be extra annoying, and impossible to ignore.
Best addition to this would be over-productive nuts. Having to unload every 2-3 hours, which I'd be comfortable with. But given this leeway, I'd have the restriction that if I don't then in an hour I'd be leaking more, and more by each passing minute, until it gets so "bad" (in 30 minutes or so?) it'd fire on its own. Though, not unloading fully. Which I think is a fair compromise.
How would I handle clothes? If someone can't make them for me, then I'd just have to do it myself. Would they be good? With time, surely. How would I travel? Never. Maybe on special occasions. But what if I had to go somewhere for a long period of time? I'd have condoms with me, and deal with my problems elsewhere.
I'd have no issues with dating as my partner would really enjoy it. Especially the cuddles.