haha so funny thing happeed at work the other day.

so first let me preface by saying that curently we have a bit of a hide and seek game going in the store for staff.
there is this fake , halloween rat prop that we've been hiding around the place as an easter egg hunt kinda thing.

last time it got found I asked a customer's kid to hide it that way NONE of us knew where it was.

it was hidden for a good week or so this time.


now how I found it , well that ties into this other chain of events.


a few weeks ago some one stole a baby python from the store.
we went thru the process and filed a complaint with the police. etc. etc. not expecting too much.
its not the first time it happend and last time they hold us "fuck off were too busy"

this time they actually were able to do something about it and 2 lovley officers returned the noodle to us , in a over sized paper bag of all things.

we got to chatting with the cops and and showed them around the store , showed them the reptile area.

and this is when I found the rat , not because I was looking for the rat , but rather because I was trying my best not to look at one of the officers ermmm "equipment" , I wont guess a size but lets just say it was significant .

look I am short AF , and this dude was almost 7ft. this thing was basically at eye level

poor fella I don't think his uniform fit properly any way as im averting my gaze I glance up to the over head steel cross beam and low and behold that was where the rat was hidden!