Hello (not that anyone I knew is even around still), I haven't existed for like... ten years because across some continuity of time I stopped existing and became someone else entirely. And while I was here I stopped to check like... what the me of 2012 used to be like in my interest panel?

And I was struck by the fact that my original SecondLife account is listed down there. You know... the one that that at some point got compromised and stolen by some random findomme.

Yes. You read that right.

God. How does that happen? How would I even report that?

"Good day Linden Labs, ten years ago a findomme stole my account and I never noticed?"

I don't USE SL anymore, but it's just kind of weird to think about that for over ten years that the only listed way for someone to reach me was a direct line to a random findomme.