Important (probably not) Contest
4 months ago
General
If yall are nasty I have the single biggest Pokemon related question to answer:
Which Pokemon of the legendary pantheons would "win" a farting contest or do you just think is the gassiest?
This will totally not influence a future thing I do... obviously. I put in everything I believe, no matter how unlikely, for a fair one.
Cast a few votes for the ones you think could win, maybe even explain why your top choice(s) would do so...
May the contest begin.
https://strawpoll.com/eNg6v7epegA
Which Pokemon of the legendary pantheons would "win" a farting contest or do you just think is the gassiest?
This will totally not influence a future thing I do... obviously. I put in everything I believe, no matter how unlikely, for a fair one.
Cast a few votes for the ones you think could win, maybe even explain why your top choice(s) would do so...
May the contest begin.
https://strawpoll.com/eNg6v7epegA
FA+

Darkrai lulls people to sleep and gives them nightmares, both of these could be from how foul its farts are
Wo-Chien instantly withers nearby forests and turns fields barren according to its pokedex entry in Violet, sounds like some incredibly noxious flatulence
Yveltal withers away a bush that its tail touches in the Pokemon Adventures manga, its farts must smell like death
Going by force:
Tornadus causes storms powerful enough to blow houses away with energy expelled from its tail according to its pokedex entry in White/Y/Alpha Sapphire, that's pretty much directly adjacent to saying it's doing that with its farts
Volcanion expels steam from the arms on its back and has enough power to blow away a mountain according to its pokedex entry in Y/Alpha Sapphire, I'd imagine its farts are similarly powerful
Going by ability to win competitions:
Marshadow can sink into other pokemon's shadows, mimicking their powers and becoming stronger than them as it improves
Victini is said to make trainers with it always win according to its pokedex entry in Black/X/Omega Ruby (and according to its other entries it creates infinite energy that it can share with those who touch it, which would give it both the highest gas capacity and the potential to tip the scales in a given pokemon's favor)
(True)