Said no one ever.

So anyway, I want a corrupt elephant politician lady that owns a private jet with a bed in it. And I need to her sit on me, in said bed, while drinking heavily. A donkey here would be equally good. Alternatively, either of them is a dickgirl and have very non-Christian, lesbian sex parties where they absolutely plow the shit out of rhino strippers. And they're married, because of course of they, but don't worry. They're both shitheads and cheating on each other simultaneously.

Wait, I think I got it: Donkey and Elephant married couple constantly cheating on each other:
Gay donkey sex parties where he's fucking fat pachyderm strippers.
And gay elephant dickgirl sex parties where she's fucking a bunch of smaller, equine strippers.







How many people do you think looked at that title and had their hearts sink, lmao.