Other times I just want an entire street lined with pokemon whores. Thick, milfy, ladies with lowcut tops, fishnets, gaudy makeup. A PARADE, even. Like Mardi Gras, but half the women are nidoqueen and kangakshan, and you can't move left or right without running face-first into someone titties, or crotch-first in a huge ass. Sexy times in the 'Mosh Pit' is part of the celebration, because with a crowd this rowdy, loud music blaring, people screaming, and rainbow confetti flying everywhere, it's almost impossible to notice a fat lopunny getting spitroasted in the middle of the street.

The more I think about this though, the more I see it as a Independence Holiday for a fictional country with a deep tradition of really good food. Hence the sheer amount of fat pokemon present.