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A. Joke.
2 months ago
Welcome to my thoughts! Watch your step!
Courtesy of 
marmelmm, who got it from https://johnnyoptimism.blogspot.com...../08/touch.html
I have edited it a wee bit.
Ahem.
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(Joke on approach; it has cleared the outer marker)
It was their wedding night and the groom was undressing for the first time before his new bride. When he took his pants off she stared at his gnarled knobby knees, and he said "I had a severe case of kneesles as a child."
(The joke's gear is down)
He took off his socks and her eyes widened again. "Bad case of toelio as a child."
He started to drop his underwear and she sighed forlornly. "Don't tell me, you had a bad case of smallcox as a child."
(Joke on final approach)
He grinned and finished undressing with a smile as she stared. "Nope, dicktheria, brace yourself."
(The joke has landed. Please stay in your seats until the joke has taxied to the terminal)
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marmelmm, who got it from https://johnnyoptimism.blogspot.com...../08/touch.html I have edited it a wee bit.
Ahem.
_____________________________________________
(Joke on approach; it has cleared the outer marker)
It was their wedding night and the groom was undressing for the first time before his new bride. When he took his pants off she stared at his gnarled knobby knees, and he said "I had a severe case of kneesles as a child."
(The joke's gear is down)
He took off his socks and her eyes widened again. "Bad case of toelio as a child."
He started to drop his underwear and she sighed forlornly. "Don't tell me, you had a bad case of smallcox as a child."
(Joke on final approach)
He grinned and finished undressing with a smile as she stared. "Nope, dicktheria, brace yourself."
(The joke has landed. Please stay in your seats until the joke has taxied to the terminal)
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Booooooooooo! Godammit!
Vix
But that said, t'was a good joke! xD
so, the highlight qualia of a joke and free debate! for the sake of catharsis and emotional vernacular transference."
... you could say it flew under my radar a few times before i slipped on the dressing (congrats on the wedding!)