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Star Wars Woulda Played Out A Lot Differently...
2 months ago
With R63 Yoda. That had to have happened somewhere in the extended universe. There's some old Jedi master hidden in a bog somewhere. She's like a 900 year old Gungan, and she'll only train you if you re-arrange her insides on a daily basis.
Or a little shortstack, whatever-the-fuck-Yoda-Species-is, with huge tits. Plowing her pussy and she just never stops making '"The Force Is Strong With This One" comments.
Or a little shortstack, whatever-the-fuck-Yoda-Species-is, with huge tits. Plowing her pussy and she just never stops making '"The Force Is Strong With This One" comments.
But I can get behind bangin' gungans. Hehe...behind.
Outside canon?
As lucas once joked on a Behind the scenes bonus feature, "Yoda is the illegitimate child of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy."
But details are intentionally lacking for the mystery of it all.