everything is open. i'll draw bill clinton fucking a cinderblock with sludge and makeup in a stylized early 2000s flash game look if you want that. do you want that?? is that anything anyone wants? idk man. i've had like three nervous breakdowns in a 24 hour cycle and i'm using the brief window of sanity to do this.

i'll make literally anything, i don't care if it's '''''weird''''' or i have no examples of it posted. if you have money and an idea, i'll take it. please god, we are beyond desperate.