Da Giant Rat
2 weeks ago
How my mind processes things:
-Hears the phrase, "The Giant Rat That Makes All Of Da Rules"
-Processing information...Who makes rules? Politicians? Supreme Court Judges? Principals? Principal Rat. Dean Rat? BIG Dean rat.
-Big Dean Rat in professional suit jacket, because professionalism.
-Regularly brings students in for..."Talks."
-Regularly brings TEACHERS in for "Talks."
-Especially Bullies the fuck out of the nerdier ones.
-Who makes a good nerd? English teachers? History teachers? Small history teachers. Small rat history teachers.
-Sits in on his lectures intimidating him from the back of the room.
-Helps him 'Clean the Chalkboard' at the end of the the day be pressing him against it with her massive rat titties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8
-Hears the phrase, "The Giant Rat That Makes All Of Da Rules"
-Processing information...Who makes rules? Politicians? Supreme Court Judges? Principals? Principal Rat. Dean Rat? BIG Dean rat.
-Big Dean Rat in professional suit jacket, because professionalism.
-Regularly brings students in for..."Talks."
-Regularly brings TEACHERS in for "Talks."
-Especially Bullies the fuck out of the nerdier ones.
-Who makes a good nerd? English teachers? History teachers? Small history teachers. Small rat history teachers.
-Sits in on his lectures intimidating him from the back of the room.
-Helps him 'Clean the Chalkboard' at the end of the the day be pressing him against it with her massive rat titties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8

Red Mckenzie
~sethkeidashi
You had me at "rat"

reikuyin
~reikuyin
What the above said. It just got better as we went down.


All of da rules

Apollo
~starstruckking
Would this perhaps, be a rodent of unusual size?


Don't be ridiculous. That could never happen!

Bigweld33
~thecosmicwolf33
Please, bully Waylon with the Da Giant Rat Dean.

SwaydishGoast
~trapmagius
Rats? Alright you have my attention!