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♪ I Can’t Bone ♪
a week ago
Nothing special, but the music is fire and the song is fun.
I was once a mighty mage feared across the land
Now I'm just a pile of bones with staff in hand
I conquered death itself my power set in stone
But despite all I can't get a bone
Clater clack, I'm rattling it alone
Immortal but can't get in the zone
Skeleton jokes they cut to the core
They laugh when I say I'm stiff no moooorrre
I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone ,ohhh, I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone, I've got all these bones, but I can't bone
I'm a lich, a curse, and cold as stone
I can raise the dead, but I can't bone
I've got a horde of skeletons , they follow my command ,
But they won't stop Chuckling when I can't stand
My phylactery is safe
My Powers not alone
But gods above I still can't get bone
Clatter clack , I'm rattling alone
The tavern starts to roar
Skeleton minions rolling on the floor
I raise my hands ,
Lightning fills the night
But when it comes to love It's just not riiiiigggght
I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone ,ohhh, I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone, I've got all these bones, but I can't bone
I'm a lich, a curse, and cold as stone
I can raise the dead, but I can't bone
I've lived a thousand years but never had a date
I tried a banshee once but she showed up late
Even vampire's mock me
Ghosts all groan
They whisper in the dark
He can't booooonnnne
I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone ,ohhh, I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone, I've got all these bones, but I can't bone I'm a lich, a curse, I'm all alllloooone
Forever undead
And I can't bone
Talrad
~talrad
lol A hilarious song! It definitely kinda feels up there with that House of Hope song from Baldur's Gate 3.
This one is somewhat more metal, where the House of Hope song is more theatrical, but the vibes are similar indeed and the lyrics are whimsical funny.
