Af-Mas posted this, and I found it amusing, so I figured why the hell not and decided to do it.


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.

Opening Credits: "You Don't Know Me" by JoCaine
How appropriate.

Birth: "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club
Was?

First day at school: "Poetic Tragedy" by the Used
It's high school all over again!

Falling in Love: "I Greatly Dislike You" by Idiothead (a friend's band that you should totally check out, Google them)
That really doesn't seem like a healthy relationship, does it?

Fight Song: "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy
I fail at life.

Breaking Up: "I Need a Man" by the Eurythmics
Sounds like I would be.

Prom: "Seven Seas of Rhye" by Queen
I got plenty of Queen played at my senior prom, so this fits really well, especially seeing as it's one of my favorites of theirs.

Life: "When Tomorrow Comes" by the Eurythmics
Sadly, that would make it today. The story of my life.

Mental Breakdown: "My Plague" by Slipknot
Wow. Just, wow. Like I said, high school all over again.

Driving: "Can't Get Away" by Third Eye Blind
One, no I can't, and two, Third Eye Blind is my favorite band, and three, I'm a whore for long car rides involving car karaoke.

Flashback: "Through Being Cool" by Devo
Taking the changes I've made into account, this is perfect.

Wedding: "How's it Going to Be" by Third Eye Blind
I sing this song to my fiance all the time, and lick his face when the lyrics scream "I want to taste the salt of your skin." How perfect.

Birth Of Child: "Potions Yesterday" by Draco and the Malfoys
So my child is going to be an evil nerd?

Final Battle: "Pinball Wizard" by the Who
So apparently it will be an epic battle of arcade nerds? Fuck yes!

Death Scene: "Narcolepsy" by Third Eye Blind
Seeing as I'm terrified of sleep (but not death, ironically) and death is "the big sleep," plus the way I want to die is detailed in this song, it fits perfectly.

Funeral: "Alien" by Idiothead (again, plug plug)
Seeing as I often feel like one, plus my funeral will likely be some sort of crazy stage act, this is perfect.

Ending Credits: "Tank!" by Seatbelts
The saxophone is the sexiest instrument ever. This song is part of why that is true. And the way I've always seen it is it's all about departure and adventure. Delicious. "I think it's time we blew this thing, so get everyone and their things together, ok 3, 2, 1, let's jam."