And establishing a base near a remote fishing village in a third world country. I would then dump growth hormones into their water so that their population of Jynx/Medicham women would grow twice their size. Just big enough that their gigantic pink lips would cover half my face. And then I'd infest their waters with Bruxish and do pull exactly the same stunt.

There really need to be more pokemon with huge lips.
You know, for no reason in particular.