But I'm definitely NOT a spy!

"I don't want drama in my life! I just want to write stories about men turning into cat girls!" - Desmond 2013

"Dont let desmond get near eggs for teh love of god!" - Able 2017

"He died the way he lived- busty catgirls on his brain" - SoylentOrange 2019

"I don't bother with cars when I can TF whoever's nearby into a mount." - Desmond 2020

"totally cute, desmond. don't cute yourself short." - Acethelioness 2021

"Dessy here is hte master of "RAWR i look like a big monster thingy... but i'm actually a giant teddy bear" :P" - Catmonkshiro 2022

"Gender swapped werewolves are my favorite ship!" - Desmond 2022

"I love turning friends into dragons on their birthdays. I say that as a threat." - Desmond Fallout 2024