Everyone Leave me alone about the commisions!!! >.<
2 months ago
General
My protests ain't working. Can you guys leave me alone with the commisions until at least next weekend?! I'm super tired, overworked and frustrated!!! I can't take this anymore! AAAAA! >.< What emoji can I use to show you my frustration?!?! I can't take this anymore! I don't know, go to my competitor artists until the next weekend or something!!! I'm not a heckin' drawing machine!
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(How serious you take this is up to you, but seriously, you gave people fair warning and if they don't shut up, you're not at fault here, they are. Morally, ethically, you're in the clear here.)
I hope things get better, mate, truly, all the silliness aside.
Something if you go to a small shop and on the entrance door there's a big sing "We're Closed" so the potential customer can see it, before they even reach for the door's handle, realizing the doors are locked too.
Depending on the size of the user icon, you might be able to squeeze in a short, clear message about commissions being closed. Think of something fitted around the round user icon template, like the laughing man sign from Ghost in The Shell: SAC.
And BTW, the idea of a "small shop with a closed sign" is actually a pretty nice and down to earth analogy for having your commissions closed. Sounds like it would work well for a banner.
(I don't know how your page is organized, though, so only take this with a grain of salt if it doesn't matter XD)