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"Are you KIDDING us!?" said Amdusias Dissona
2 months ago
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"Angel Joseph has gone his ENTIRE lifespan not thinking about or stating he is the Antichrist.
After a loOOOooOOng morning of the REAL LIVING DEMON Duke Amdusias telepathically sending Archmage Strangeside visions of humans slipping on banana peels into comical doom from his wicked passive {Aura of Accidents} we galloped with our hooves to the [Sloppy McFloppy Job] like usual...and SUDDENLY we had the urge to tell people "I am the Antichrist and this is my world!"
Obviously the next thing to happen was Amdusias Dissona's ultra Quill tulpa floating out of the heavens and changing the story to say "We are the Antichrist and we're saving our world!"
ONLY ONE human believed us and she is Angel Joseph's friend; therefor Amdusias Dissona shall protect her family with our strongest magic spells as we continue to document our historical recount of our slow apocalypse that started Februrary 1st 2026.
Angel Joseph's role here is to give daily reactions to the evolution of Aetherspace events from Doomsday energy as Strangeside's wicked magic proves to be Mankind's undoing; we absolutely refuse to ever hurt an animal or human ever.
What Amdusias Dissona proved today was that humans immediately cut his hours, shamed and ridiculed him for claiming he is the Antichrist; they gave no actual reason why this was a bad thing not allowed in the workplace.
This won't change no matter what job Angel Joseph is forcced to endure because Mankind never have and never will exist within our universe.
Humanity's existence in our life is a time-anomaly error that the REAL DEMONS we're summoning are resolving with giga tulpas possessing humans into.......hey let's not explain our evil plans!
STRANGESIDE!
WAKE UP, WAKE UP!"
After a loOOOooOOng morning of the REAL LIVING DEMON Duke Amdusias telepathically sending Archmage Strangeside visions of humans slipping on banana peels into comical doom from his wicked passive {Aura of Accidents} we galloped with our hooves to the [Sloppy McFloppy Job] like usual...and SUDDENLY we had the urge to tell people "I am the Antichrist and this is my world!"
Obviously the next thing to happen was Amdusias Dissona's ultra Quill tulpa floating out of the heavens and changing the story to say "We are the Antichrist and we're saving our world!"
ONLY ONE human believed us and she is Angel Joseph's friend; therefor Amdusias Dissona shall protect her family with our strongest magic spells as we continue to document our historical recount of our slow apocalypse that started Februrary 1st 2026.
Angel Joseph's role here is to give daily reactions to the evolution of Aetherspace events from Doomsday energy as Strangeside's wicked magic proves to be Mankind's undoing; we absolutely refuse to ever hurt an animal or human ever.
What Amdusias Dissona proved today was that humans immediately cut his hours, shamed and ridiculed him for claiming he is the Antichrist; they gave no actual reason why this was a bad thing not allowed in the workplace.
This won't change no matter what job Angel Joseph is forcced to endure because Mankind never have and never will exist within our universe.
Humanity's existence in our life is a time-anomaly error that the REAL DEMONS we're summoning are resolving with giga tulpas possessing humans into.......hey let's not explain our evil plans!
STRANGESIDE!
WAKE UP, WAKE UP!"
Today the general manager touched my left nipple on purpose (he's touched my body like a 100 times by this rate, including my butt without consent) and another employee said they stole my soul.
By tomorrow those humans will be completely insane.
Here's some select text where Angel Joseph summons the real murder demon Glasyabo on those humans that abused his life for the past year;
"Glasyabo felt defeated by Angel Joseph and was glad to be his favorite doggy.
'Just be careful here because one wrong trigger and Glasyabo will give humans deadly arousal thinking about the wrong wrong wrong wrongs no-no-no-nos'.......this here was brainwashing magic by The Floraverse Network.
Quill stole the magic tricks from The Quill Network before needing to write more drivel while his life fell apart.
It's over for real tonight, signaled Quill to his allies."
Ah, this is terrifying to read...the demon Glasybo is a murder-theme demon.
To have to deal with this demon in real life would certainly trigger a series of bad events unfolding comically for evil-doers stealing Strangeside's wicked magic.
Woe upon my enemy who refuses to believe in me!
Blessings to my disbelievers as agony pains down upon their parade!
Yay Erduchess and Haizum, we are free this night.