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Today is my cakeday 🎂
2 months ago
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I am now 26 and I am in the 'unc' category but if you call me that you lose mobility privileges. Thank you for all of you being patient with me regardless if you comm me or not. I know I'm slow but I am getting my mouth and ass fucked like I am a 7/11 hotdog on the roller. I WILL WRITE TONIGHT AND THIS WEEKEND TO GIVE YOU GUYS SOME STUFF. You'll just probably be getting some comms uploaded tonight as a bonus.
If you wanna do something for me I'd love to see you write or draw for me. I'm on a big Mayor Bellwether selfship kick right now sooooooo that's always good. I also accept cash, chickens, and first born souls.
I'll be going to Outback Steakhouse because I am a fat fuck and I love their disgusting "gourmet" processed onion garbage and overpriced steak. "No rules, just right" means I get to take my pants off and rob the other customers in a frantic fight for survival.
That's it. WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALREADY OR YOU'RE UNINVITED TO CHUCK E. CHEESE. WE'RE GOING TO MEET THE RAT HIMSELF, AND LET ME TELL YOU, HE'S PENT UP AS FUCK.
If you wanna do something for me I'd love to see you write or draw for me. I'm on a big Mayor Bellwether selfship kick right now sooooooo that's always good. I also accept cash, chickens, and first born souls.
I'll be going to Outback Steakhouse because I am a fat fuck and I love their disgusting "gourmet" processed onion garbage and overpriced steak. "No rules, just right" means I get to take my pants off and rob the other customers in a frantic fight for survival.
That's it. WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALREADY OR YOU'RE UNINVITED TO CHUCK E. CHEESE. WE'RE GOING TO MEET THE RAT HIMSELF, AND LET ME TELL YOU, HE'S PENT UP AS FUCK.
You know, I wonder if Helen Henny's DTF as well~
May you grow as immobile on birthday cake as immobile as you have made or inspired most of us to become~ here’s to another year of your delicious greasey fatty work! ;3