Fool Meme
15 years ago
Greetings, my furry friends!
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[_] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[_] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[_] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 3
[_] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[_] You just tried to lick your elbow
[_] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[_] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 5
[_] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 9
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[_] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 13
[_] You use your fingers to do simple math
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[_] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[_] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 15
[_] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[_] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[_] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[_] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 19
To get your percentage, multiply your count by 4.
76%
So I guess about 3/4 of the Time, I at least act like an idiot. Cool.
[_] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[_] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[_] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 3
[_] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[_] You just tried to lick your elbow
[_] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[_] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 5
[_] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 9
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[_] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 13
[_] You use your fingers to do simple math
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[_] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[_] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 15
[_] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[_] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[_] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[_] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 19
To get your percentage, multiply your count by 4.
76%
So I guess about 3/4 of the Time, I at least act like an idiot. Cool.

DireWolf505
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Meleshira
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OP