Because of Midnight Sonata and her eeeevil meme...
15 years ago
Male side:
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture (I'm kinda indifferent)
[x] Sad movies suck (I can tolerate some, but I try to avoid them.)
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool. Oh HELL yes.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion hats.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (I...honestly wouldn't know...)
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue and silver share first with black and purple taking second.)
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.
[ ] You enjoy hunting, hiking and camping
Male points total = 6
Female side:
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop (See above)
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors. (Comes with the territory when you wear dress shirts.)
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. (There are competitions for it, and really it shares a lot in common with rhythmic gymnastics.)
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall. (Not so much these days, but I was once something of a mall rat even if I was mostly in the arcade or software store.)
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I do like getting a haircut though.)
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Not often enough to call it a habit, but I didn't avoid playing with them either.)
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Female points total = 5
Androgyne / Gender neutral side:
[ ] You shop in both men and women departments for the best clothes.
[x] You think for yourself and do what you like regardless of what people say.
[x] You believe associating personality traits with gender is absurd. (Not so much absurd as it is an overgeneralization.)
[x] You are aware that colors don't have gender.
[ ] Androgyny and neutrality kick ass.
[ ] Macho men and girly girls make you want to puke.
[x] You appreciate diverse music, technology and media.
[x] You can shop and repair things with the best of them. (I'm a tech, and I can shop even if it's not something I indulge often.)
[x] Played with dolls AND hotwheels as a child
[ ] At some point you idolized an androgynous singer.
[x] You are aware that gender does not equal biological sex. (I'm aware that sexuality is more complicated than what's between your legs, but gender is not the right word for these differences.)
[ ] You become angered at intolerance and bigotry. (I'm angered or dismayed by acts motivated by those emotions, but the emotions themselves merely weary me.)
[ ] You can watch both horror and romantic comedy without being phased. (Sorry, don't like horror much.)
[ ] Hats, ties and accessories can make the outfit. (I hate having to wear a tie to work, and despite how good they look, I don't like wearing hats.)
[x] You wouldn’t care much if you were the opposite sex. (I'm comfortable as is, but after an initial adjustment period, I could probably become comfortable being different.)
[ ] You've been mistaken for the opposite sex. (Not likely!)
[ ] You can cook and play sports. (I don't do either one well!)
[ ] You've had friends of all genders growing up. (Not an even enough distribution to count this as a yes.)
[x] You think everyone should be free to express themselves.
[x] People, and not what is in their pants, is most important.
[x] You make up your own manners as you go along.
[x] Variety is good.
[ ] You regularly question outdated social customs and rules. (Not so much anymore - I'm 35, so I've already done quite a bit of my questioning and am just mopping up now.)
[ ] You use things made for the opposite sex if you feel like it without issue.
[x] You think these gender surveys are silly. (Absolutely!)
Androgyne/Neutral points total = 13
I'm honestly not surprised that I score as sexually neutral. My main fursona is a male otter, but all of my secondary fursonas - lizard, tigress, bunny, and mouse - are female as are my tertiary and retired secondary fursonas.
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture (I'm kinda indifferent)
[x] Sad movies suck (I can tolerate some, but I try to avoid them.)
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool. Oh HELL yes.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion hats.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (I...honestly wouldn't know...)
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue and silver share first with black and purple taking second.)
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.
[ ] You enjoy hunting, hiking and camping
Male points total = 6
Female side:
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop (See above)
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors. (Comes with the territory when you wear dress shirts.)
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. (There are competitions for it, and really it shares a lot in common with rhythmic gymnastics.)
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall. (Not so much these days, but I was once something of a mall rat even if I was mostly in the arcade or software store.)
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I do like getting a haircut though.)
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Not often enough to call it a habit, but I didn't avoid playing with them either.)
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Female points total = 5
Androgyne / Gender neutral side:
[ ] You shop in both men and women departments for the best clothes.
[x] You think for yourself and do what you like regardless of what people say.
[x] You believe associating personality traits with gender is absurd. (Not so much absurd as it is an overgeneralization.)
[x] You are aware that colors don't have gender.
[ ] Androgyny and neutrality kick ass.
[ ] Macho men and girly girls make you want to puke.
[x] You appreciate diverse music, technology and media.
[x] You can shop and repair things with the best of them. (I'm a tech, and I can shop even if it's not something I indulge often.)
[x] Played with dolls AND hotwheels as a child
[ ] At some point you idolized an androgynous singer.
[x] You are aware that gender does not equal biological sex. (I'm aware that sexuality is more complicated than what's between your legs, but gender is not the right word for these differences.)
[ ] You become angered at intolerance and bigotry. (I'm angered or dismayed by acts motivated by those emotions, but the emotions themselves merely weary me.)
[ ] You can watch both horror and romantic comedy without being phased. (Sorry, don't like horror much.)
[ ] Hats, ties and accessories can make the outfit. (I hate having to wear a tie to work, and despite how good they look, I don't like wearing hats.)
[x] You wouldn’t care much if you were the opposite sex. (I'm comfortable as is, but after an initial adjustment period, I could probably become comfortable being different.)
[ ] You've been mistaken for the opposite sex. (Not likely!)
[ ] You can cook and play sports. (I don't do either one well!)
[ ] You've had friends of all genders growing up. (Not an even enough distribution to count this as a yes.)
[x] You think everyone should be free to express themselves.
[x] People, and not what is in their pants, is most important.
[x] You make up your own manners as you go along.
[x] Variety is good.
[ ] You regularly question outdated social customs and rules. (Not so much anymore - I'm 35, so I've already done quite a bit of my questioning and am just mopping up now.)
[ ] You use things made for the opposite sex if you feel like it without issue.
[x] You think these gender surveys are silly. (Absolutely!)
Androgyne/Neutral points total = 13
I'm honestly not surprised that I score as sexually neutral. My main fursona is a male otter, but all of my secondary fursonas - lizard, tigress, bunny, and mouse - are female as are my tertiary and retired secondary fursonas.
And yes I'm ebil