Stolen from  okamiwolf

THE FURRY ACHIEVEMENTS MEME!

How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")

"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: No, I'm not into paying money to go see a bunch of sweaty, poor nerds wait around for quick porn sketches and rub all over each other.

"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No.

"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes, while visiting a friend, she thought it would be fun to go to a little meet thing, it was boring and the furs were the least polite people I've ever met, and I've met the French too!

"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No.

"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes,  touchmybadger did a little sketch commish for me.

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes,  qdd drew a cool sketch of me.

"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No, dear god no.

"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: No, I have way more friends at the gun range alone.

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes, several.

"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: No.

"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: No.

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: No, I don't talk to enough people to need all those.

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: No.

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes, there is no sexual art of my char.

"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: No, that just shows your lack of self control.

"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: No.

"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: No, current desktop is nazis landing in space ship, greeted by unknowning tribals.

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes, for about as long as I could stand TF2 (a month).

"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: No, because I do not care what bullshit a fur wants to 'rant' about.

"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No, thought about it, but never did so.

"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No, see several of these above.

"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: No.

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No.

"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.

"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: No.

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes, because some folks could use cash and dont want handouts, unlike the admins of thise site.

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes, I am male, thus my char is male, duh.

"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No, see above.

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No, see above.

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: No, since most furry memes suck, much like this one.

"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: No, cause not many folks read my crap.

Total thing score: 140.