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Stolen... AGAIN... from ultratails42...
18 years ago
1. What is your natural hair color?
A medium brown. BORING. I used to keep it all shades of... well, everything! Black, red, blue, purple, green (didn't like that as much...)
2. Where was your default picture taken?
It was probably taken in New York at the Limelight nightclub at one of Michael Alig's parties.
3. What's your middle name?
It's B. I swear. Just the letter.
4. What's your current status?
In a relationship with a very adoring manticore.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Well... my CRUSHES tend to be straight guys that I know through some network or other... or celebrities... so I gues not. I tend to think I'm at least a 7 on the fuck-a-bility scale, though.
6. What is your current mood?
I am in a FABULOUS mood! I just finished working out and I'm wearing some cute clothes and I'm about to go pop in Dominion Tank Police and work on a piece of artwork.
7. What color underwear are you wearing?
I'm not wearing any, actually.
8. What makes you happy?
Money, art (not just my own, but studying the past masters, going to galleries and museums, and reading up on some good old art history...), nightclubbing, dancing, working out, delicious food, shopping, sex, music (thumpa-thumpa!), and the (more-than-occasional) alcoholic beverage.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what you would change?
Any point in time, or just in my own lifetime? In my own lifetime I would go back to that terrible time throughout my teens when I wouldn't face the ovious fact that I was gay, and spent too much time hating myself because of the possibility.
I would also tell college-years DiDi to NOT PUT ANYTHING UP HIS NOSE.
At some historical point, It would intrigue me to see what would have happened if those nosy European Christians hadn't slaughtered so many innocents throughout the inquisition and the crusades.
11.If you must be one animal - what would you be?
Fox
12. Ever had a near death experience?
I flipped my little red Chevrolet off of a hill and rolled it not once, not twice, but thrice. If I hadn't been buckled up I would have either died or suffered paralysis.
13. Something you do a lot?
Masturbate, draw, WORK AT THAT DAMN PIZZA RESTAURANT...
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
"Hung Up" by Madonna
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Ultratails42.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Oh! I'm so glad you asked me this. I actually become the NELLIEST little quenn about this becaus I am SO PROUD of this fact!
I have the same birthday as JUDY GARLAND!
SQUEAL!
17. When was the last time you cried?
It's actually been a while. Sometimes it's just nice to let it all out... kind of reset the old switchboard.
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Not a large audience, but I sing at work all the time.
19. If you could have a super power what would it be?
I want to fly SO BADLY. Just take to the air and be carefree.
Of course, Spider powers would be kind of hot too...
Oh Spider-Man, when will you come for me?
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Usually what fabulous outfit they're wearing. Their shoes... Attitude plays a big part...
Sometimes its fun to play Lesbian-or-Breeder (With your host, DiDi Holiday!)
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A diet coke. I'm serious.
22. What's your biggest secret?
I don't keep secrets anymore.
23. Favorite color?
I love Black because it is SO SLIMMING. Red goes well with black, and blue is a close third.
24. When was the last time you lied?
When I had an interview for a management position at work. I said I "really enjoy my job."
Mind you, I don't hate it, but there are a million other things I would rather be doing.
25. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?
Like cartoons? YES! Animation is one of the first reasons I ever picked up a pencil for a reason other than my math homework.
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Water.
29. What's your favorite smell?
Gaultier. Drakkar Noir. Something manly and expensive.
30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
TRANSITION!
31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
This morning (Love you Dogu! ^.^)
32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
... you know, I don't think i have...
33. What are you thinking about right now?
I'm deep in concentration, trying to finish the interview.
34. What should you be doing?
Probably drawing, buit that IS on the agenda.
35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
Oh darling, that could be any little thing at just the wrong moment.
Actually, I got pissed off yesterday because Rocky Mount, North Caroline is a SHITTY CITY TO GET AROUND IN. I've driven through thick, urban Metropolitan areas with ease, manuevered through the back-roads of my old hometown without a second thought... but this city is JUST AWFUL. No one has ever thought to put up a street sign, and if you blink you're in another slummy little ghetto, lost as hell, the dashboard gas light blinking at you.
36. How often do you pray?
I don't. God isn't going to GIVE me the things I want. I have to work for them. I think even a Christian would agree with that.
37. Do you like working in the yard?
A little. Maybe it's a bit of the old Tennesse mannerism, but I enjoy mowing a lawn. I'm not that great with gardening, and I HATE pruning trees, but mowing a lawn is decent way to get exercise and sun.
38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I would be Mrs. Depp.
39. Do you act differently around your crush?
I don't have a crush right now, but in the past I've acted a bit to sway them to my means. I've been butch (if you can imagine that...), I've been femme (Tra-LA!), and I've even tripped over my own words TERRIBLY.
"I...uh... I mean... uh... would you... um..." JUST SHOOT ME
40. Name one song that reminds you of an ex?
I am actually in my first REAL relationship. Past lovers were just flings and fun... one night stands from nightclubs, parties, and whatnot.
But if you have an ex and want to cry, I suggest "It Can't Come Quickly Enough" by the Scissor Sisters.
A medium brown. BORING. I used to keep it all shades of... well, everything! Black, red, blue, purple, green (didn't like that as much...)
2. Where was your default picture taken?
It was probably taken in New York at the Limelight nightclub at one of Michael Alig's parties.
3. What's your middle name?
It's B. I swear. Just the letter.
4. What's your current status?
In a relationship with a very adoring manticore.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Well... my CRUSHES tend to be straight guys that I know through some network or other... or celebrities... so I gues not. I tend to think I'm at least a 7 on the fuck-a-bility scale, though.
6. What is your current mood?
I am in a FABULOUS mood! I just finished working out and I'm wearing some cute clothes and I'm about to go pop in Dominion Tank Police and work on a piece of artwork.
7. What color underwear are you wearing?
I'm not wearing any, actually.
8. What makes you happy?
Money, art (not just my own, but studying the past masters, going to galleries and museums, and reading up on some good old art history...), nightclubbing, dancing, working out, delicious food, shopping, sex, music (thumpa-thumpa!), and the (more-than-occasional) alcoholic beverage.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what you would change?
Any point in time, or just in my own lifetime? In my own lifetime I would go back to that terrible time throughout my teens when I wouldn't face the ovious fact that I was gay, and spent too much time hating myself because of the possibility.
I would also tell college-years DiDi to NOT PUT ANYTHING UP HIS NOSE.
At some historical point, It would intrigue me to see what would have happened if those nosy European Christians hadn't slaughtered so many innocents throughout the inquisition and the crusades.
11.If you must be one animal - what would you be?
Fox
12. Ever had a near death experience?
I flipped my little red Chevrolet off of a hill and rolled it not once, not twice, but thrice. If I hadn't been buckled up I would have either died or suffered paralysis.
13. Something you do a lot?
Masturbate, draw, WORK AT THAT DAMN PIZZA RESTAURANT...
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
"Hung Up" by Madonna
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Ultratails42.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Oh! I'm so glad you asked me this. I actually become the NELLIEST little quenn about this becaus I am SO PROUD of this fact!
I have the same birthday as JUDY GARLAND!
SQUEAL!
17. When was the last time you cried?
It's actually been a while. Sometimes it's just nice to let it all out... kind of reset the old switchboard.
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Not a large audience, but I sing at work all the time.
19. If you could have a super power what would it be?
I want to fly SO BADLY. Just take to the air and be carefree.
Of course, Spider powers would be kind of hot too...
Oh Spider-Man, when will you come for me?
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Usually what fabulous outfit they're wearing. Their shoes... Attitude plays a big part...
Sometimes its fun to play Lesbian-or-Breeder (With your host, DiDi Holiday!)
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A diet coke. I'm serious.
22. What's your biggest secret?
I don't keep secrets anymore.
23. Favorite color?
I love Black because it is SO SLIMMING. Red goes well with black, and blue is a close third.
24. When was the last time you lied?
When I had an interview for a management position at work. I said I "really enjoy my job."
Mind you, I don't hate it, but there are a million other things I would rather be doing.
25. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?
Like cartoons? YES! Animation is one of the first reasons I ever picked up a pencil for a reason other than my math homework.
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Water.
29. What's your favorite smell?
Gaultier. Drakkar Noir. Something manly and expensive.
30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
TRANSITION!
31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
This morning (Love you Dogu! ^.^)
32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
... you know, I don't think i have...
33. What are you thinking about right now?
I'm deep in concentration, trying to finish the interview.
34. What should you be doing?
Probably drawing, buit that IS on the agenda.
35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
Oh darling, that could be any little thing at just the wrong moment.
Actually, I got pissed off yesterday because Rocky Mount, North Caroline is a SHITTY CITY TO GET AROUND IN. I've driven through thick, urban Metropolitan areas with ease, manuevered through the back-roads of my old hometown without a second thought... but this city is JUST AWFUL. No one has ever thought to put up a street sign, and if you blink you're in another slummy little ghetto, lost as hell, the dashboard gas light blinking at you.
36. How often do you pray?
I don't. God isn't going to GIVE me the things I want. I have to work for them. I think even a Christian would agree with that.
37. Do you like working in the yard?
A little. Maybe it's a bit of the old Tennesse mannerism, but I enjoy mowing a lawn. I'm not that great with gardening, and I HATE pruning trees, but mowing a lawn is decent way to get exercise and sun.
38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I would be Mrs. Depp.
39. Do you act differently around your crush?
I don't have a crush right now, but in the past I've acted a bit to sway them to my means. I've been butch (if you can imagine that...), I've been femme (Tra-LA!), and I've even tripped over my own words TERRIBLY.
"I...uh... I mean... uh... would you... um..." JUST SHOOT ME
40. Name one song that reminds you of an ex?
I am actually in my first REAL relationship. Past lovers were just flings and fun... one night stands from nightclubs, parties, and whatnot.
But if you have an ex and want to cry, I suggest "It Can't Come Quickly Enough" by the Scissor Sisters.
