So, I just got back from seeing Avatar. I've tried and tried to figure out a way to make a legit journal about this, but it kept not making sense. No matter how ridiculous it would end up, though, it would never, never get close to making as little sense as Avatar.

Yeah, yeah, I understood the basic plot. Tarzan and Pocahontas got mashed into one movie (oh wait, they pretty much already were) and then were put on a distant planet. But this movie just had way too many inconsistencies. My favourite has to be Jake telling some random scientist to stay back on the army base because he "needs somebody he can trust on the inside", despite him, after two hours of the film has gone by, NEVER ONCE SPEAKING TO HIM. I was just sitting there like "What the fuck? Who's this guy?"

That was one of the more logical moments.

God damn it, James Cameron.

EDIT: Oh and I forgot. Every. Little. Thing. In that god damn movie was so predictable.

"Oh, he's going to learn to ride that bird thing."

"Oh, they're going to fall in love."

"Oh, they're going to be the one who dies."

"Oh, everyone's going to get really mad."

"Oh, this guy's going to get really fucked up and go crazy."

"Oh, this movie was retarded."