FA+
Shop
I have built a space ship...
15 years ago
...I have named it FUCKING AWESOME FIREBALL EXPLOSION LASER PANTHER SPACE SHIP.
I am its captain. We are headed to Unicorn Planet in the Galaxy of Kick Ass. Thor, the god of thunder, is waiting for us there...he brought cupcakes.
I am neither high nor drunk.
Come, my brothers and sisters...let us take flight.
I am its captain. We are headed to Unicorn Planet in the Galaxy of Kick Ass. Thor, the god of thunder, is waiting for us there...he brought cupcakes.
I am neither high nor drunk.
Come, my brothers and sisters...let us take flight.
Spaceships have meticulously tended lawns, right?
If that's not satisfactory, just shanghai me and put me to work rowing.
I'm gonna mow the fuck out of that space grass. Might even have a space barbeque, if it isn't ruined by space ants.
im one of the things you mentioned you werent tho ^_^
Im so down for this~ |3
You forgot to list that you're fuggin' HAWT.
and sigourney weaver in Galaxy Quest.
"I have one job!"
Must say, a little disappointed.