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Hygene meme (I win the smelly award)
15 years ago
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Info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1084637/
Info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1084637/
Most Comprehensive Hygiene Survey
HANDS
Do you wash them after the potty?
When I poop, and only sometimes.
Bar soap, liquid soap, or hand sanitizer?
None; I actually don't wash my hands unless I have a reason to, and even then in most cases I use plain water. If there's actually something dangerous on me, then I'll use whatever soap combats it best.
Nails: long or short?
I try and keep them short, but I forget to cut them for months sometimes and then they break on their own, OOPS.
Professionally done, or self-maintained?
ME.
File, emery board, or pocket knife?
I clip them and then file the edges a bit so that they're not rough.
Nail brush?
NO, I USE MY TEETH AND OTHER NAILS, YOU PUSSY. And sometimes business cards, too.
Do you bite or chew your nails?
If I've got a hangnail that needs to be fixed.
Hand lotion?
Never.
FACE
Wash in the morning?
NO
Wash in the evening?
NO
Soap or special cleansers?
NEVER.
Acne?
None.
Makeup?
No.
If you're a man that wears makeup, may we ask why?
Vagina patrol.
Wash behind the ears?
When I shower.
Any nighttime masks, or creams?
Nope.
TEETH
Do you brush daily?
I DON'T BRUSH.
Do you floss daily?
I do floss, though. Whenever something's in there, be it a few times a day or a few times a month.
Your toothpaste?
I don't even remember, I haven't brushed in a year or so.
Electric toothbrush, or regular?
I had an electric at one point. I think it still works, not sure. I've always preferred cleaning my teeth by rubbing a wet wash cloth over them, it's far superior at getting the job done, far quicker, and far gentler. EVEN THEN, I DO IT EVERY FEW DAYS/WHEN I NEED IT.
Mouthwash?
If I have a cut I'll use it.
Whitening strips?
No.
Do you grind your teeth?
No.
Do you pick your teeth?
If there's something in there, sure.
HAIR
Shampoo?
Uhhh, I think it's by Aussie currently? WHATEVER'S FLOATING AROUND THE BATHROOM.
Conditioner?
BJ's brand detangler.
Blow dry, or towel dry?
I blowdry my mullet, and let the back hang loose.
Wash it every day?
OH LOL, OH LOL. one every week and a half or two weeks.
Long, short, or bald?
A MIX.
Permed?
Nah.
Can you braid it yourself?
Nope.
Can you French braid?
NO.
Bangs?
Mullet fluff.
Hairspray or gel?
Hairspray if I'm going somewhere and want it to stay up. Sometimes I actually use the hairspray as a gel
Change styles often?
Nah, but I let the front grow out pretty long between cuts, I cut it once a month or more. BASICALLY UNTIL IT STABS ME IN THE EYES, AND/OR UNTIL I HAVE TO LOOK PRESENTABLE.
BODY
Bath or shower?
Shower.
Every day?
I'M LAUGHING, HERE. I shower when I get greasy or smell, whichever comes first. This puts the frequency at anywhere from five days to two weeks. I actually don't put out much skin oil at all, nor do I sweat unless it's sweltering or I'm scared. I'm not dirty at all, though sometimes I let my hair get a little greasy because I believe it's healthy for it.
Soap or body wash?
Mild bar soap.
Washcloth, puff, or hands?
Washcloth and hands.
Back brush?
No.
Foot scrubber?
No.
Favorite soap brands?
Dove and various glycerol- and pumice-based things.
Do you shave in the shower/bath or separately?
When I do, I do it in the shower.
Shave cream, soap, or dry shave?
None of the above, water only.
Your brand (of shave cream)?
Blerp.
Your razor preference?
Little disposable Bics.
Do you like bubbles, bath oils, etc?
HATE ALL OF IT.
AND AFTERWARDS...
Roll-on, solid, or spray deodorants?
I never use deodorant anymore; there's no need to.
Your brand?
When I used to during middle school, the only one I could tolerate was a roll-on by a specific brand, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS, but the applicator was a bright, metallic blue.
Aftershaves, perfumes, colognes, body sprays, etc..?
NO; NONE OF THAT.
MAINTENANCE
Have you had all your shots?
Yeah.
Do you do flu shots every year?
No.
Do you get yearly physicals?
Yeah.
Do you get gender specific exams on a regular basis?
I HAD ONE SO FAR AND IT WAS TRULY TERRIBLE. I need to go back, because I couldn't even be examined, le vaginismus runs in my blood. BUT FIRST I HAVE TO WORK ON.. THAT.....
Cancer screenings?
Once in my gut.
Eye doctor?
Once so far, this year. VERY NICE MAN, he's the best doctor I've met in a very, very long time.
Dentist?
Once a year-ish the past three years. Before that, I hadn't been since I was thirteen, and before that I hadn't been since I was a toddler.
How do you feel?
FANTASTIC; FUCK SOAP. I REALLY AND HONESTLY BELIEVE IT'S BAD FOR PEOPLE.
HANDS
Do you wash them after the potty?
When I poop, and only sometimes.
Bar soap, liquid soap, or hand sanitizer?
None; I actually don't wash my hands unless I have a reason to, and even then in most cases I use plain water. If there's actually something dangerous on me, then I'll use whatever soap combats it best.
Nails: long or short?
I try and keep them short, but I forget to cut them for months sometimes and then they break on their own, OOPS.
Professionally done, or self-maintained?
ME.
File, emery board, or pocket knife?
I clip them and then file the edges a bit so that they're not rough.
Nail brush?
NO, I USE MY TEETH AND OTHER NAILS, YOU PUSSY. And sometimes business cards, too.
Do you bite or chew your nails?
If I've got a hangnail that needs to be fixed.
Hand lotion?
Never.
FACE
Wash in the morning?
NO
Wash in the evening?
NO
Soap or special cleansers?
NEVER.
Acne?
None.
Makeup?
No.
If you're a man that wears makeup, may we ask why?
Vagina patrol.
Wash behind the ears?
When I shower.
Any nighttime masks, or creams?
Nope.
TEETH
Do you brush daily?
I DON'T BRUSH.
Do you floss daily?
I do floss, though. Whenever something's in there, be it a few times a day or a few times a month.
Your toothpaste?
I don't even remember, I haven't brushed in a year or so.
Electric toothbrush, or regular?
I had an electric at one point. I think it still works, not sure. I've always preferred cleaning my teeth by rubbing a wet wash cloth over them, it's far superior at getting the job done, far quicker, and far gentler. EVEN THEN, I DO IT EVERY FEW DAYS/WHEN I NEED IT.
Mouthwash?
If I have a cut I'll use it.
Whitening strips?
No.
Do you grind your teeth?
No.
Do you pick your teeth?
If there's something in there, sure.
HAIR
Shampoo?
Uhhh, I think it's by Aussie currently? WHATEVER'S FLOATING AROUND THE BATHROOM.
Conditioner?
BJ's brand detangler.
Blow dry, or towel dry?
I blowdry my mullet, and let the back hang loose.
Wash it every day?
OH LOL, OH LOL. one every week and a half or two weeks.
Long, short, or bald?
A MIX.
Permed?
Nah.
Can you braid it yourself?
Nope.
Can you French braid?
NO.
Bangs?
Mullet fluff.
Hairspray or gel?
Hairspray if I'm going somewhere and want it to stay up. Sometimes I actually use the hairspray as a gel
Change styles often?
Nah, but I let the front grow out pretty long between cuts, I cut it once a month or more. BASICALLY UNTIL IT STABS ME IN THE EYES, AND/OR UNTIL I HAVE TO LOOK PRESENTABLE.
BODY
Bath or shower?
Shower.
Every day?
I'M LAUGHING, HERE. I shower when I get greasy or smell, whichever comes first. This puts the frequency at anywhere from five days to two weeks. I actually don't put out much skin oil at all, nor do I sweat unless it's sweltering or I'm scared. I'm not dirty at all, though sometimes I let my hair get a little greasy because I believe it's healthy for it.
Soap or body wash?
Mild bar soap.
Washcloth, puff, or hands?
Washcloth and hands.
Back brush?
No.
Foot scrubber?
No.
Favorite soap brands?
Dove and various glycerol- and pumice-based things.
Do you shave in the shower/bath or separately?
When I do, I do it in the shower.
Shave cream, soap, or dry shave?
None of the above, water only.
Your brand (of shave cream)?
Blerp.
Your razor preference?
Little disposable Bics.
Do you like bubbles, bath oils, etc?
HATE ALL OF IT.
AND AFTERWARDS...
Roll-on, solid, or spray deodorants?
I never use deodorant anymore; there's no need to.
Your brand?
When I used to during middle school, the only one I could tolerate was a roll-on by a specific brand, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS, but the applicator was a bright, metallic blue.
Aftershaves, perfumes, colognes, body sprays, etc..?
NO; NONE OF THAT.
MAINTENANCE
Have you had all your shots?
Yeah.
Do you do flu shots every year?
No.
Do you get yearly physicals?
Yeah.
Do you get gender specific exams on a regular basis?
I HAD ONE SO FAR AND IT WAS TRULY TERRIBLE. I need to go back, because I couldn't even be examined, le vaginismus runs in my blood. BUT FIRST I HAVE TO WORK ON.. THAT.....
Cancer screenings?
Once in my gut.
Eye doctor?
Once so far, this year. VERY NICE MAN, he's the best doctor I've met in a very, very long time.
Dentist?
Once a year-ish the past three years. Before that, I hadn't been since I was thirteen, and before that I hadn't been since I was a toddler.
How do you feel?
FANTASTIC; FUCK SOAP. I REALLY AND HONESTLY BELIEVE IT'S BAD FOR PEOPLE.
i went to the doctor for a sick one time and decided to mention the fact that my back was constantly itchy; the conversation got to that dove soap is actually pretty bad for your skin, it dries it out
but heh, this is mean but i'm not in the mood to be nice, a neat freak like me probably wouldn't associate with you irl :D;
I try not to use Dove, because you're right about it drying skin out, I've noticed that on my arms a lot. Sometimes it's the only one around the house though, AND AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GATHER, I'M LAZY.
Do you wash them after the potty?
always after poo, sometimes after pee. when kids are around - always after everything >.>
Bar soap, liquid soap, or hand sanitizer?
first for the shower, second for handwashing, later for outside
Nails: long or short?
let them grow till long, enjoy them for a week, get sick of how they scratch everybody and cut them down again. rinse and repeat,
Professionally done, or self-maintained?
self. but i am obsesses with it.
File, emery board, or pocket knife?
File. I gone through times where i'd freak if i hadn't a file around to always remove the teenierst bit of dirt from under mt nails.
Nail brush?
used it as a kid. never seen one here in the USA hmmmm
Do you bite or chew your nails?
none of the above
Hand lotion?
since I live in colorado, I use neutrogena sometimes.
FACE
Wash in the morning?
occasionally
Wash in the evening?
no
Soap or special cleansers?
never :|
Acne?
None.
Makeup?
Nope
If you're a man that wears makeup, may we ask why?
wat
Wash behind the ears?
when i wash my hair that happens coincidentally
Any nighttime masks, or creams?
what no i want my pillow to be nice D:
TEETH
Do you brush daily?
yes
Do you floss daily?
no
Your toothpaste?
bah leave me alone i never found american toothpaste i like. I want my austrian toothpaste back >.< it doesn't feel like you're brushing with acid liek fucking "Crest".
Electric toothbrush, or regular?
regular. I don't feel like electric ones clean my teeth good enough. I need to have control D:
Mouthwash?
Currently getting used to the burn by doing a little every day >.>
Whitening strips?
no
Do you grind your teeth?
yes :<
Do you pick your teeth?
obsessivley. sometimes even when theres food I could easily suck out with my tongue and swallow, I pick it out with my nails. I especially love to do that with crackers and other dry wheat products, then i roll the shit i got from my teeth in little balls and dispose of them >.> WOW never tell that anyone who knows me.
HAIR
Shampoo?
Baby shampoo :D but you need a ton so since my hair grows longer again i will probably go back to fructies.
Conditioner?
Sometimes fructies.
Blow dry, or towel dry?
later preferred since I hate havin cold wet hair :| it tends to style a bit too with little to no effort.
Wash it every day?
I try to but it's rather every other day :|
Long, short, or bald?
medium
Permed?
wut
Can you braid it yourself?
too short.
Can you French braid?
wth
Bangs?
sort-of
Hairspray or gel?
none of these
Change styles often?
no but since i cut it shote one time and apparantly cost cutters did a great job and now as it grows longer it has different styles but still looks good like it was cut to look like it.
BODY
Bath or shower?
bath. I HATE having one cold side of my body and one warm one :|
Every day?
*koff* uh I try >.>
Soap or body wash?
ivory bar soap
Washcloth, puff, or hands?
Washcloth and hands.
Back brush?
No.
Foot scrubber?
No.
Favorite soap brands?
none
Do you shave in the shower/bath or separately?
when i do, in the bath. mmm soaking in shaved off body hair :9
Shave cream, soap, or dry shave?
same bar soap
Your brand (of shave cream)?
Bachelor frog?
Your razor preference?
my husbands
Do you like bubbles, bath oils, etc?
bubble baths :D
AND AFTERWARDS...
Roll-on, solid, or spray deodorants?
no need to use any of those D:
Your brand?
estrogen?
Aftershaves, perfumes, colognes, body sprays, etc..?
oh god keep that shot away from me
MAINTENANCE
Have you had all your shots?
Yeah.
Do you do flu shots every year?
No.
Do you get yearly physicals?
I tend to be sick a lot so i happen to see a doctor more frequently than once a year lol
Do you get gender specific exams on a regular basis?
sadly no >.>
Cancer screenings?
nevar before.
Eye doctor?
i need to go soon
Dentist?
oh god i just had a root canal treatment becus i didn't go to the dentist for 10 years and didn't brush well. probably need another one, and then 10 more cavaties to be drilled, and 4 wisdom teeth to be removed. I don't know what hurts more, my teeth or the ~$6000 I'll have to pay for it. USA dental system sucks. WHY would you make that so financially unavailable for most people???? FU American Dental Assosiation >:C
How do you feel?
now I'm upset cus of the dentist thing. THANK YOU >:[
just wanted to tell you that my dentist never harassed me for it. Think about it, the less you brush and take care of your teeth, the more money the dentist will make off fixing you up again :P