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Valentine's Day meme
15 years ago
Mumblemumblemumblepork.
Stolen from katmomma
1.Are you single or taken?
Single... just like the last several years.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
No thanks. Can't eat chocolate, and flowers look better growing outside then dying in a vase.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Besides get really drunk and cry myself to sleep? Oh, wait, I do that every day, so no, nothing special.
4.Do you like anyone?
I hate everyone. Oh, you mean that way... no, no one I can have, anyway.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Taking the money we would have spent on gifts, and using it to buy pizza, movies and beer... and then spending the evening snuggled on the couch, watching movies and eating pizza. Hell, that's my ideal date, period!
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
It's paper with retarded sayings on it. Blech.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If I have, they must have been really good at keeping secrets.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I've done it in the past during a long-distance relationship, so yeah, I'd probably do it again.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
If he does exist, he's a fucking little bastard.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Nope. They used to give me a small box of chocolate, but I has the diabeetus now, so I don't see that happening anymore. At least, until they finally decide to bump me off...
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
No, when you hit thirty, getting valentine cards from someone your not dating gets a bit creepy.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
I used to... I haven't had them in so many years, I forget what they taste like. Also, diabeetus.
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
There's a reason why it's known as Single's Awareness Day... because nothing makes you more aware of being single then Valentine's Day.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
What, the little palm-top computers? No real opinion. :P
17. How is your love life?
I have a love-life? Why didn't anyone tell me?
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No... started a relationship on Valentine's Day, though. Does that count?
19. How many roses would you want?
12 black roses and one white rose on my casket, other then that, they're just stinky flowers.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I'm kinda hoping so, but who knows? I'm sure there's someone out there for me, who isn't TOO insane and won't break my heart TOO much, but other then that... well, we'll see what happens.
*I apologize for the sheer emo-ness of this crap.*
1.Are you single or taken?
Single... just like the last several years.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
No thanks. Can't eat chocolate, and flowers look better growing outside then dying in a vase.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Besides get really drunk and cry myself to sleep? Oh, wait, I do that every day, so no, nothing special.
4.Do you like anyone?
I hate everyone. Oh, you mean that way... no, no one I can have, anyway.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Taking the money we would have spent on gifts, and using it to buy pizza, movies and beer... and then spending the evening snuggled on the couch, watching movies and eating pizza. Hell, that's my ideal date, period!
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
It's paper with retarded sayings on it. Blech.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If I have, they must have been really good at keeping secrets.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I've done it in the past during a long-distance relationship, so yeah, I'd probably do it again.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
If he does exist, he's a fucking little bastard.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Nope. They used to give me a small box of chocolate, but I has the diabeetus now, so I don't see that happening anymore. At least, until they finally decide to bump me off...
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
No, when you hit thirty, getting valentine cards from someone your not dating gets a bit creepy.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
I used to... I haven't had them in so many years, I forget what they taste like. Also, diabeetus.
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
There's a reason why it's known as Single's Awareness Day... because nothing makes you more aware of being single then Valentine's Day.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
What, the little palm-top computers? No real opinion. :P
17. How is your love life?
I have a love-life? Why didn't anyone tell me?
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No... started a relationship on Valentine's Day, though. Does that count?
19. How many roses would you want?
12 black roses and one white rose on my casket, other then that, they're just stinky flowers.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I'm kinda hoping so, but who knows? I'm sure there's someone out there for me, who isn't TOO insane and won't break my heart TOO much, but other then that... well, we'll see what happens.
*I apologize for the sheer emo-ness of this crap.*
