Billy Mays is done being on my journal. He's gotta go talk really loud elsewhere. BUT I STILL HEART HIM.

Instead, a dumb meme. xD

How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want].
- Make Each Answer 10 points if you did/didn't make it 0 and if you kind of did make it 2.
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total.

"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
ie: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 0
Completed?: SAD FACE. :C

"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 0
Completed?: Not my style!

"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 10
Completed?: Some of the people I can thank for my improvement in art and for serious motivation were met at the local meet. (I'm looking at YOU TWO, ChanceTheDragon and CupricFox. :3)

"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: ?!
Completed?: Does DeviantArt count? If not, no. xD

"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: ?!
Completed?: AGAIN, DOES DEVIANTART COUNT?

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yepperoonie! And they usually get some back. <3 If college doesn't stab me with a mathematical shiv first. :C

"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 0
Completed?: Nope. Like that'll happen anytime soon. xD

"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: TOO MANY TO COUNT. And I have no issue with that. :3

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 10
Completed?: I'M MY OWN FRIEND >: Lolnah, but I have lots of artsy fartsy friends. We do Vulgar Art Corners!

"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 10
Completed?: I really need to filter that list out..

"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 10
Completed?: HUR DUR WHAT DO YOU THINK? :I

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 10
Completed?: ALL FIVE COMBO AWWWWYEAH. Least that was easier than killing the Destroyer on Playthrough 2 in Borderlands. :I

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 10
Completed?: ROSEFAAAAISE, THIS ONE GOES TO YOU. C:

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Durhur! OF CAWS.

"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Poor Isaac. <3 He has to deal with it from not just me, but the other furries that hang at our college. C:

"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: If anything, that lovely little fursona shirt I got from my best pal Kitty. C: Thanks again for that!

"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 0
Completed?: Nope. :3 That's all hidden away~ ;D

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 0
Completed?: :"[ Someone help my computer kick more ass

"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 0
Completed?: Not yet. xD

"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 0
Completed?: Not sure. O:

"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: >3> Yes. Quite a bit of it. But none that'll appear here ;D

"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yus. Simple as. xD

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 10
Completed?: DURHUR WHO IS ANONYMOUS? HE SURE POSTS A LOT

"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 0
Completed?: Not YET ;D

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 0
Completed?: Not yet? xD

"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 0
Completed?: Naaaah. :3

"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Is that even AVOIDABLE?

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 0
Completed?: Some day. xD

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Of caws!

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 10
Completed?: NOT THE SMARTEST IDEA. >:I

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 10
Completed?: OF CAWS. Needs more dongs

"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 10
Completed?: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 10
Completed?:

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 10
Completed?: I remember doing too many memes to count. xD

"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 10
Completed?: FOOLS! ALL OF YOU! I DEMAND AT LEAST ONE OF YOU DOES THIS. >:I

Score: 220. WATS THAT MAKE ME LOL :I