TRIAL OF THE FURFAG
15 years ago
General
Okay so. Apparently I channel furriness on a dangerous level, to the point people know when they hear my voice. D:
EXAMPLE BEING TODAY.
*Omar's phone rings*
Omar: Suicide Hotline how may I help you today? :D
Me: We have a special bonus today on razor nooses! :D
Me: Aaaanyway, who is it? :u
Omar: Oh, a friend of mine from highschool. You don't know him.
Omar: *To phone* .....of COURSE he's a furry.
Me: ...what.
Omar: .......yes, that's Corey. :U Alright. Talk to you later.
Me and Omar: ......*STARE*
SO APPARENTLY I'M WELL-KNOWN AROUND MY CITY AS THE RESIDENT FURFAG? Someone tell me what the hell happened. I will give you wub if you do. :D;;;;
EXAMPLE BEING TODAY.
*Omar's phone rings*
Omar: Suicide Hotline how may I help you today? :D
Me: We have a special bonus today on razor nooses! :D
Me: Aaaanyway, who is it? :u
Omar: Oh, a friend of mine from highschool. You don't know him.
Omar: *To phone* .....of COURSE he's a furry.
Me: ...what.
Omar: .......yes, that's Corey. :U Alright. Talk to you later.
Me and Omar: ......*STARE*
SO APPARENTLY I'M WELL-KNOWN AROUND MY CITY AS THE RESIDENT FURFAG? Someone tell me what the hell happened. I will give you wub if you do. :D;;;;
FA+

I wish.
CUM
CUM
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, PROTO-FURFAG
http://d.facdn.net/art/xeno-minako/.....small_.jpg.jpg
>.<
BE WARNED WHEN THE NEXT MEET ARISES. Or whenever I get my driver's license. You are in SO much trouble.
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!" *crushes scanner*
....sorry, had to do it. >.>
aaaaaahgahd I channel it so hard D8
Embrace the furriness, young Shuwalker... let the furriness flow through you...
I AM ASSIMILATING OTHERS INTO IT D8
WE ARE THE FURS. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR VESSELS. WE WILL REJECT YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS AND REPLACE IT WITH OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
I ASSIMILATE THOSE AROUND ME. Also, I love the reference. XD