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Do not Summon the Elder Gods
16 years ago
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Stolen from Ten
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.
3. Then tag some people.
Characters:
Akinobu
Sergei (my old fursona)
1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?
Aki: A kitsune
Sergei: Is sexy a species?
Aki: *rolls eyes*
2) BOY OR GIRL?
Aki: Male
Sergei: All man, babeh ;P
3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Aki: Older than your human mind can comprehend
Sergei: HAH you're ancient
# yet can still kick your ass young one
Sergei: *springs up* YOU WANNA GO YA BITCH
Aki: Not in front of the impressionable people....later
4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?
Aki: About 5'6"
Sergei: 6'2" *glares down at Aki menacingly*
Aki: *sits unperturbed*
5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Aki: heh... not for a long time lol
Sergei: Yeah I lost mine too
Aki: *pats Sergei's head* there, there young one
Sergei: *bites Aki's paw*
6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?
Aki: Yes there is one who has my heart
Sergei: HAH you romantic pussy! Haven't you figured out yet that getting tied down to one person just limits your choices?
Aki: *glares and bares teeth* Sit...
Sergei: *heels out of fear*
AKi: Good boy
7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
Aki: My creed asks that I hate no one
Sergei: Just these stupid humans who find ferals unintelligent
8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?
Aki: *looks over at Sergei* I won't tell if you don't
Sergei: Deal
9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
Aki: Hundreds of secrets, none of which can be handled by the average human mind easily
Sergei: *points over at Aki* See unlike Mr. Dark and Gloomy here, I'm pretty open about myself ^_^
10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Aki: I exist only on the energy of the universe, food is unnecessary
Sergei: Mmm steak, medium rare
11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?
Aki: Meditate, practice jutsu and swordsmanship
Sergei: Bowhunting, long walks
12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?
Aki: Auttumn; the season I was born in, named after, and love the most
Sergei: Winter; my pelt blends in perfectly with the snow-covered tundra at night
13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?
Aki: Regret is not the word I'd use....
Sergei: Pfft...nah.
Aki: Well aren't we just the image of cleanliness?
Sergei: That's what happens when you don't run around with your tail up like a slut!
# wait until this conversation is over....
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?
Aki: I will continue to exist as long as energy remains to sustain me
Sergei: Another forty years or so and it's off to the Perfect Here for me
15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?
Aki: A slow, gradual fading from the minds of man, and a happy release from their constant bickering over this planet
Sergei: dunno... though I always did wanna spar with Wolverine so I guess if that goes wrong...
16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?
Aki: "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die"
Sergei: Is that outta that crazy black book you never let me see?
Aki: Believe me, it's for your betterment
Sergei: BUT I WANNA SEEEEEE!
Aki: *sigh* fine....*hands him the NEcronomicon*
*five minutes later*
Sergei: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?
Aki: Use the money to provide for those deserving of my care
Sergei: *in monotone* To fund a new Cthulhu cult....Ia Cthulhu.....
Aki: *sigh* Stupid boy...
18) IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Aki: my old nickname was the Fox's Shadow, though nowadays I'm just called by wahtever strikes someone's fancy
Sergei: Cthulhu.....
19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Aki: I'm fantastic at martial arts already
Sergei: Is worship of the elder Gods a sport?
Aki: Oh for the love of....*glares at Sergei to wipe his mind*
Sergei: Huh...what?
Aki: The nice people want to know what sort of sport you'd want to be fantastic at
Sergei: Oh....ummm probably American football.....Did I just...
Aki: *cutting him off* NO!
20) AND FINALLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?
Aki: Only of my inner thoughts....some of them can be terrifying
Sergei: CTHULHU!
Aki: damn it there's no mind left to wipe! NOOOOOOOOOO!
ENDING!
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.
3. Then tag some people.
Characters:
Akinobu
Sergei (my old fursona)
1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?
Aki: A kitsune
Sergei: Is sexy a species?
Aki: *rolls eyes*
2) BOY OR GIRL?
Aki: Male
Sergei: All man, babeh ;P
3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Aki: Older than your human mind can comprehend
Sergei: HAH you're ancient
# yet can still kick your ass young one
Sergei: *springs up* YOU WANNA GO YA BITCH
Aki: Not in front of the impressionable people....later
4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?
Aki: About 5'6"
Sergei: 6'2" *glares down at Aki menacingly*
Aki: *sits unperturbed*
5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Aki: heh... not for a long time lol
Sergei: Yeah I lost mine too
Aki: *pats Sergei's head* there, there young one
Sergei: *bites Aki's paw*
6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?
Aki: Yes there is one who has my heart
Sergei: HAH you romantic pussy! Haven't you figured out yet that getting tied down to one person just limits your choices?
Aki: *glares and bares teeth* Sit...
Sergei: *heels out of fear*
AKi: Good boy
7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
Aki: My creed asks that I hate no one
Sergei: Just these stupid humans who find ferals unintelligent
8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?
Aki: *looks over at Sergei* I won't tell if you don't
Sergei: Deal
9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
Aki: Hundreds of secrets, none of which can be handled by the average human mind easily
Sergei: *points over at Aki* See unlike Mr. Dark and Gloomy here, I'm pretty open about myself ^_^
10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Aki: I exist only on the energy of the universe, food is unnecessary
Sergei: Mmm steak, medium rare
11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?
Aki: Meditate, practice jutsu and swordsmanship
Sergei: Bowhunting, long walks
12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?
Aki: Auttumn; the season I was born in, named after, and love the most
Sergei: Winter; my pelt blends in perfectly with the snow-covered tundra at night
13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?
Aki: Regret is not the word I'd use....
Sergei: Pfft...nah.
Aki: Well aren't we just the image of cleanliness?
Sergei: That's what happens when you don't run around with your tail up like a slut!
# wait until this conversation is over....
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?
Aki: I will continue to exist as long as energy remains to sustain me
Sergei: Another forty years or so and it's off to the Perfect Here for me
15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?
Aki: A slow, gradual fading from the minds of man, and a happy release from their constant bickering over this planet
Sergei: dunno... though I always did wanna spar with Wolverine so I guess if that goes wrong...
16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?
Aki: "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die"
Sergei: Is that outta that crazy black book you never let me see?
Aki: Believe me, it's for your betterment
Sergei: BUT I WANNA SEEEEEE!
Aki: *sigh* fine....*hands him the NEcronomicon*
*five minutes later*
Sergei: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?
Aki: Use the money to provide for those deserving of my care
Sergei: *in monotone* To fund a new Cthulhu cult....Ia Cthulhu.....
Aki: *sigh* Stupid boy...
18) IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Aki: my old nickname was the Fox's Shadow, though nowadays I'm just called by wahtever strikes someone's fancy
Sergei: Cthulhu.....
19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Aki: I'm fantastic at martial arts already
Sergei: Is worship of the elder Gods a sport?
Aki: Oh for the love of....*glares at Sergei to wipe his mind*
Sergei: Huh...what?
Aki: The nice people want to know what sort of sport you'd want to be fantastic at
Sergei: Oh....ummm probably American football.....Did I just...
Aki: *cutting him off* NO!
20) AND FINALLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?
Aki: Only of my inner thoughts....some of them can be terrifying
Sergei: CTHULHU!
Aki: damn it there's no mind left to wipe! NOOOOOOOOOO!
ENDING!
Night: they are quite amusing, no?
Xeg: *nod nod*