Zoinxed from  kalida

1.Are you single or taken?
Single


2. Chocolate or flowers?
Depends on the usage.


3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Don't even know when it is.


4.Do you like anyone?
That question needs more sarcasm.


5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
I don't date.


6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Death?


7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
It's yet another holiday created by the corpoliticals to make money and enslave the people. So no.


8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
How should I know?


9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Any other time of year, maybe. But it'd take alot of effort.


10. Do you believe in Cupid?
See #7.


11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Well that's a stupid notion...


12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
See #7.


13. Do you like candy hearts?
Untasty candystuff unskinny eat doubleplusplenty unperson.


14. Flowers or chocolate?
See #2.


15. Is Valentines day depressing?
See #7.


16. How do you feel about PDA?
I like my Palm pilot, why do you ask? I honestly don't understand this question.


17. How is your love life?
See #4.


18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Not to my knowledge, no.


19. How many roses would you want?
Rosebud.


20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?
Presumably not.


...well that was boring.