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NFC 2016 meme
9 years ago
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swanbear
Where are you staying?
Primary hotel (and hopefully not the same room as last year).
Means of transportation?
Commuter.
Sharing a room with:
My anxiety.
Gender:
Sure.
Relationship status:
Pending.
How old are you?
Let's just say I grew up with a black and white 15" TV.
How tall are you?
179 cm.
What languages do you speak?
Fluently: English, Swedish.
Enough to help you find a toilet: German, Japanese
Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
NFC 2015.
Have you been to Sweden before?
No, never. This is my first time in Sweden…been a few decades, but it's my first time, technically.
Are you doing anything for the convention?
uuuuh
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Wherever my friends are, I guess? If we get a drawing area, probably there.
Do you have a fursuit?
No. Fursuit phobia (but I still kinda' want to get one)
Who will you be with?
Whomever of my friends who'll allow me to be around them.
Are you selling anything at the convention?
My soul.
Do you do free art?
Yes, but only if you never ask for it, and you wont like it.
Do you do trades?
Maybe if I could draw I would.
Do you do commissions?
uuuh...
Will you get anything commissioned?
During the convention? Probably not.
Can I touch you?
Depends? Ask me? Be specific, use your big girl words. Worst case I'll say no.
Can I talk to you?
I don't know, can you?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Sure, I guess? I wont drink them, but hey, it's your money.
Do you smoke?
Sometimes, but usually it's because I'm on fire.
Can I give you lots of money?
Sure? Again, it's your money, you can waste it however you want.
Can I hug or snuggle you?
Depends? Ask me? Be specific, use your big girl words. Worst case I'll say no.
Are you nice?
No.
Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
Buy me food? No. Pay for food that I myself buy? Sure, I guess?
As for eating with me…depends, ask everyone else sitting with me if you can join in. I don't care.
Can I give you presents?
Unless it makes me sticky or it involves glitter, yes.
Can I hang with you in your room?
Depends? Ask me? Be specific, use your big girl words. Worst case I'll say no.
Can I dance with you?
You can dance for me, if you're cute.
Can I invite you to parties?
Of course! I can't promise I'll have spoons to spare to join, but please, do feel free to be invited. I love being invited to things, even if I can't come.
How can I get your attention?
...uuuh, every method I can think of involves boobies...aside from that I guess, you could always you know, say hello or something? Might just be crazy enough to work.
What are you most looking forward to?
Good times, with friends.
swanbearWhere are you staying?
Primary hotel (and hopefully not the same room as last year).
Means of transportation?
Commuter.
Sharing a room with:
My anxiety.
Gender:
Sure.
Relationship status:
Pending.
How old are you?
Let's just say I grew up with a black and white 15" TV.
How tall are you?
179 cm.
What languages do you speak?
Fluently: English, Swedish.
Enough to help you find a toilet: German, Japanese
Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
NFC 2015.
Have you been to Sweden before?
No, never. This is my first time in Sweden…been a few decades, but it's my first time, technically.
Are you doing anything for the convention?
uuuuh
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Wherever my friends are, I guess? If we get a drawing area, probably there.
Do you have a fursuit?
No. Fursuit phobia (but I still kinda' want to get one)
Who will you be with?
Whomever of my friends who'll allow me to be around them.
Are you selling anything at the convention?
My soul.
Do you do free art?
Yes, but only if you never ask for it, and you wont like it.
Do you do trades?
Maybe if I could draw I would.
Do you do commissions?
uuuh...
Will you get anything commissioned?
During the convention? Probably not.
Can I touch you?
Depends? Ask me? Be specific, use your big girl words. Worst case I'll say no.
Can I talk to you?
I don't know, can you?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Sure, I guess? I wont drink them, but hey, it's your money.
Do you smoke?
Sometimes, but usually it's because I'm on fire.
Can I give you lots of money?
Sure? Again, it's your money, you can waste it however you want.
Can I hug or snuggle you?
Depends? Ask me? Be specific, use your big girl words. Worst case I'll say no.
Are you nice?
No.
Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
Buy me food? No. Pay for food that I myself buy? Sure, I guess?
As for eating with me…depends, ask everyone else sitting with me if you can join in. I don't care.
Can I give you presents?
Unless it makes me sticky or it involves glitter, yes.
Can I hang with you in your room?
Depends? Ask me? Be specific, use your big girl words. Worst case I'll say no.
Can I dance with you?
You can dance for me, if you're cute.
Can I invite you to parties?
Of course! I can't promise I'll have spoons to spare to join, but please, do feel free to be invited. I love being invited to things, even if I can't come.
How can I get your attention?
...uuuh, every method I can think of involves boobies...aside from that I guess, you could always you know, say hello or something? Might just be crazy enough to work.
What are you most looking forward to?
Good times, with friends.
I love your answers to these. It made my evening much more cheerful. :3
I'm just glad someone read them at all, that it brought joy to someone is a great bonus! *offers hugs*