welcoem 2 FA, lol !

wel ah gezz ah shud explaine why ayam here. Wwel it was de stwangest of stowwiez, let me tell u!!!! once upon a thyme (lol that is a good joke, llo and if u don like it that means ur gay or it means that u liek more sofisticated jokes like four candles fork handles or diddle me skiddle) ah was reedin mah L.A.B>mb annal that mah fayv singur, Gwen Stefani rwote and i was wokkin and reedin at de saym time!!!

>>> INTERMISHHUN!!! <<<
ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la oooooooooh oooooooooooh

so while ah was wokkin ah didun wealise that ah was standin at the top of mah stairs! "OH EXPLOITABLE!" ah shud have been thinkin, but no but yes but also no because i was too wrapped up in mah booke! so ah fell down the stairs and i think i remember blakin' out. when ah caym too, ah woke up here w/ a vanilla cheescake ryt nexte to me!!!

ah thot, am ah de luckiest gurrl in de wurld?!?!? HELL YES!! but no because mah ah-dole Gwen Stefani wasn't there so it wasnt that gwate but IF SHE WAS, I WUDDA FELT ON TAWP OF DE WRLOD!!!

thanks for reedin mah storie and don 4get to check mah lyfe adventerzz in mah gallery!