TO HELL WITH DRIVING!!!
15 years ago
It will make it more environmentally friendly, solve obesity, and GET RID OF THIS FUCKING HEADACHE. Half the problem though is my fucking mother. "You want to be all the way on the left" *okay* "that's the far left" * I graduated from kindergarden* "JOHN SLOW DOWN!!!" *everyone is going 5 miles an hour faster and the closest car is 30 feet ahead* "Turn John!" *I was fucking doing that before you even said it!!!*

arrowman
~arrowman
Yeah, my mom's like that too. Just remember to ram the passenger side into the pole.

Curagnaste
~curagnaste
OP
what about the glue in the seat buckle then driving into a swamp approach?

Curagnaste
~curagnaste
OP
what about the glue in the seat buckle then driving into a swamp approach?

arrowman
~arrowman
Hmm... But she's a respiratory therapist... So she'll hold her breath... Disable her airbag and cut the seat belt!

Curagnaste
~curagnaste
OP
I think this is the start of an atrocious friendship