well I'm a laid back kinda guy, I'm not afraid of tossin my weight around and can eat alot if I wanna

I also am very friendly

Friendly, laid back, eater, can toss weight around. Sounds like you'd be good with the new recruits

*fills the doorframe as I fold my thick arms across my wide chest, the sleeves of my T shirt torn up the biceps, and the lower half of my husky gut pushes out from the bottom* I dont usually need to say much, but for some reason I am very persuasive. I think you know what Id be good at ;)

Nickname: The Big Pastrami

Thats why you're my inforcer Big guy, you got the muscle, the gut, and the strong pressance.

Big Pastrami - I like it ;3

I too say we need cards! O:

If you canid someway of gettin them the family'd love it Cassie

I'll do so. O: Also, we need ranks. (For example, Don, Capo, Soldier, Outsider, etc.) O:

Thats a bit of the reason why i made this journal Cassie, hmmm But I think I'll leave you in charge of givin the ranks think you can handdle it?

I'll try. :B

Good, i look forward to hearing your progress ;P

Ooooh, what would I be? :3

Wha'd'ya call the guy who always seems to be played by Joe Pesci? I'll be that guy. :3

I'm good for bouncin/knockin some heads around with my big belly and butt ;3 This fat wolf loves to eat and eat and eat, and is loyal to the end :3 I've also got some muscle to back me up too |3 Anythin' else you need to know, boss?

>|3 very good, we can use that nicely

Always glad to be of service ;3

Heheh, well I'm obviously the left hand man. I know how to get some fattenings done quickly either requested or hired. At 5'8 and 420 pounds I'm quite qualified for my position and if I get any trouble...*raises a tranquilizer sniper rifle* I have methods of making things work, go ahead and ask one of our members he knows~

Hahaha vry nice ^^

Sounds very good, ver useful indeed

Hahaha sure thing big guy ;P

.... I can make pasta
and chicken alfredo linguini
and I know the Italian rope trick.... >:3 google it
Also, the Italian ice pick... google that too >83

Oh, and meatballs and cannolis
....
I could be the body disposal specialist
.... who wants lasagna? >8D
Guhahahahaha >XD

And thats why I'm glad your on our side Dogfather xD

Yes, lucky you ;3

I'm a logical thinking tactician. I am also very good at cooking, and handling ingredients in recipes, whether that be for pesto pasta or a c-4 explosive. I'm very good at delegating duties and am a master-strategist in any right.

Nickname: Frankie "The Brain" Capicola

thanks for informing us, I forgot to add you to the list

Not a problem. I figured someone'd notice sooner or later. =P

There we go, all fix'd Welcome to the family

Thanks. Glad to be here.

I just do what I'm told and can handle a shotgun pretty good.

Basically Imma lackey xP

Hehe a nice big one at that, very good to know

Hmm? You'd like to join the family?

Of course, welcome to the family

big bear with a big roar... Good for back up on assignment and back up at the dinner table. what you don't finish, i sure will.

A back up bear, i like that. Very good

As a rat, I'm pretty good at and used to shady, sneaky, clandestine stuff. I may not be the fattest one around and I'm certainly not a powerhouse, but if I can get the jump on someone, chances are the battle's all mine!

Hmmm jobs...driver, scouter, infoest
and you've seen what I can do X3

true:p

I'll just leave if up to you for jobs and nicknames =P

lol okay ^^

Well, okay. I'm Bob Roger, 6'8" 400 lb wolf--a big guy with a big heart, but that's for others to determine. Whats most important to me is my lil bro Tank, and everyone we care about. That's a reason why I got this big ol belly, wus tuh make my lil buddy happy, comfort him, *shakes it happily* and I love duh feellin of it meself x3 I also contimplated about joinin cuz I didn't want to do anythin that made him feel left out.
Fer work.. I work in heavy lifting *pumps my guns* I don normally be too awful mean, but I can knock a couple heads through the drywall x3 Recently, I was promoted to cargo manager ^^; we'll see how that works out.
And fer a nickname... Some guys used to call me BeerBellyBob XP Yuh can use it, er whutever yuh feel like x3

Welp, uhh, dazzome stuff about me, if its what yuh wanted.

Very nice *claps*

Hehe x3 *bows and farts* ///

Hahaha and you can clear a room to ^^

Yeeeah, usually. Don affect my bros though XD

An yeah, my lil bro Tank Roger is tryin tuh be like me, an I 'try' to help him out ^^;

Haha perfect ^^ Get him to join and it can be your job to look fter him *pats your gut*

*leans back enjoying the pat* Sure thing, it's always been my job, an I'm rather good of it x3

Haha well now you can get some help if you need it i guess x3

OMFG Look out, a skinny person! =o Lol Hey, I'm DJ nice to met you folks. As said before, I'm am not fat but I like to make friends! As for what I can do for the family? I know how to use this metal baseball bat very well,if you catch my drift. Shouldn't be too hard to put me to work. As for a nick name....eh. I got nothin. =p And its feeling good to be in da family.*tips hat and walks away*

*Stands there fiddling* O/o

Hahah there you are, so Tank would you be interested in joining our family? We alreadyhave a place for you

Yuh do? o.o

Sure do, right with your big bro. So interested?

I think it'd be ok then <:3 But I don got a big gut.

Haha well then its our job to fix that ;3 you'll get big in no time

Heh, that'll be great. =3
What do y'all do anyways?

for the most part, fatten up furs ;3

Oh! Well, that sounds nifty ^^

Welcome aboard Tank

A good list of my skills can be found in my story "corporate ladder"

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1953697/

Very nice, very usefull indeed. Tell me Mr. Moon, how would you like to work the food as "The 'full' Moon"

heh actually that sounds good to me. in fact. at work today I had a bout of inspiration and i've got a story idea regarding the family. I'll need to talk to you about some of the details to create the universe the family exists in.

It'd be a plessure to help. You are a very good writer

if you give me your msn or something that'd work.

Sure, I'll note it to you in a moment

Hmmmm, if Im gonna be here then i should have a name. Hmmm

What kinda nam would you like? Any ideas?

Hmmm somethin that he looks innocent BUT he really isnt.. how about Lightning "The Shyster" Tiger.

No Shyster does not mean "Shy" look it up.

But thats one idea. im lookin for others.

We'll come up with a good one. no rush

Good evenin' ladies and gentlefurs. *rolls up sleeves and adjusts suspenders and tie* Jus' a formal introduction here.

Names Mitsuro, a 5'10 tall and 440 pound lion. I'm good with poundin' heads (barehanded), taylorin' (Yer gonna need A LOT of fabric to cover you fatties), some cookin' and most importantly being a VERY "persuasive" lion. You know, making cops like  raccoondrew and  nickwolf look the other way while we make off with some grocery trucks, making sure none of us ends up in the slammer, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

You can call me "Snake".

That being said I have a question concerning one of our members, if you would.

Very well, feel free to ask here or ask in a note if it may be offensive to one of our members

Not exactly offensive, although amusing.

I noticed that we have  Tolstoy as a member but he and Truck are cops: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1642377/ lol

Can we trust him? What if he turns out to be a double agent and rats us out to the coppers? Or worse, FAT CAMP?? LOL

Haha interesting point you have there, but not to worry. If he tries to rat us out he'll be sleeping with the dishes. ;P

Good, good, good. *rubs my belly* Now where's the canollis?

*stuffs a canolli in your mouth* heheh there are more for ya in the dinning hall

I am but of course Saken a fat skunk who knows his paws are in many a thing. What can I bring to this fine organization? Simply one who doesn't mind eating somone who needs to vanish. Or perhaps a fur wjho needs some fattening persausion from my dr abilities. I also house a lot of fat ladies for those fellows who want a girl with meat on her bones.

Just call me the "Doctor" your friendly hit skunk with a few syringes to help make the pain and terrible thin thoughts go away.

Very good, glad to have you in the family