The Naughty Furry Meme :D
15 years ago
So here's that naughty meme I said I was going to create. :3 It's based loosely off of the ones I see on DeviantART all the time, where you check off the boxes that apply to you. Not everything is sex-related, but at the very least it applies to relationships or furries in general.
And remember, you guys don't have to do this if it makes you feel uncomfortable or you don't want to incriminate yourself. *shrugs* These are usually private matters and I understand if you want to keep it to yourself.
Although on this website, I think it's safe to say we've all done some pretty dirty stuff. >:3 If you submit a journal with this meme, link me to it!
Have you ever...
RELATIONSHIPS & DATING:
[ ] kissed someone (besides parents/family)
[x] had a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] dated someone for longer than a year
[x] dated someone online
[ ] gotten engaged and/or married
[ ] had children
FURRIES & YIFF:
[x] created a fursona
[x] drawn an anthro
[x] drawn your character(s) yiffing
[x] drawn someone else's character(s) yiffing
[ ] commissioned an artist for a yiff drawing
[ ] dated another furry
[ ] gone to a furry convention
[ ] worn a fursuit
[ ] worn a collar/leash
[ ] had sex with another furry
GETTING NAUGHTY:
[ ] groped someone
[ ] dry-humped someone
[ ] seen someone naked in person
[ ] taken a shower with another person
[x] masturbated
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] given a blowjob
[ ] received a blowjob
[x] performed autofellatio (which is pretty challenging)
[x] used a sex toy
[ ] "dommed" during anal sex
[ ] "subbed" during anal sex
[ ] participated in a threesome
[ ] 69'ed
[ ] had sex after a first date
[ ] had sex at someone else's residence
[ ] had sex in a hotel room
[ ] had sex in a public place
[ ] had drunken sex
[ ] used handcuffs/bondage
[ ] gone to a strip club
[ ] cheated on your significant other
[ ] been cheated on
INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY:
[x] viewed porn on the internet
[ ] bought dirty magazines or other pornographic material
[ ] met an online boyfriend/girlfriend in real life
[ ] had sex with someone you met online
[x] participated in a sexual RP
[x] saved porn on your computer/phone
[x] taken nude pictures of yourself
[ ] taken nude pictures of someone else
JUST FOR FUN:
[/] jizzed in your pants (I've come close? >__>)
[ ] given someone your dick in a box as a present
TOTAL: 13Β½ / 50
I'm 27% naughty. xD
And remember, you guys don't have to do this if it makes you feel uncomfortable or you don't want to incriminate yourself. *shrugs* These are usually private matters and I understand if you want to keep it to yourself.
Although on this website, I think it's safe to say we've all done some pretty dirty stuff. >:3 If you submit a journal with this meme, link me to it!
Have you ever...
RELATIONSHIPS & DATING:
[ ] kissed someone (besides parents/family)
[x] had a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] dated someone for longer than a year
[x] dated someone online
[ ] gotten engaged and/or married
[ ] had children
FURRIES & YIFF:
[x] created a fursona
[x] drawn an anthro
[x] drawn your character(s) yiffing
[x] drawn someone else's character(s) yiffing
[ ] commissioned an artist for a yiff drawing
[ ] dated another furry
[ ] gone to a furry convention
[ ] worn a fursuit
[ ] worn a collar/leash
[ ] had sex with another furry
GETTING NAUGHTY:
[ ] groped someone
[ ] dry-humped someone
[ ] seen someone naked in person
[ ] taken a shower with another person
[x] masturbated
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] given a blowjob
[ ] received a blowjob
[x] performed autofellatio (which is pretty challenging)
[x] used a sex toy
[ ] "dommed" during anal sex
[ ] "subbed" during anal sex
[ ] participated in a threesome
[ ] 69'ed
[ ] had sex after a first date
[ ] had sex at someone else's residence
[ ] had sex in a hotel room
[ ] had sex in a public place
[ ] had drunken sex
[ ] used handcuffs/bondage
[ ] gone to a strip club
[ ] cheated on your significant other
[ ] been cheated on
INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY:
[x] viewed porn on the internet
[ ] bought dirty magazines or other pornographic material
[ ] met an online boyfriend/girlfriend in real life
[ ] had sex with someone you met online
[x] participated in a sexual RP
[x] saved porn on your computer/phone
[x] taken nude pictures of yourself
[ ] taken nude pictures of someone else
JUST FOR FUN:
[/] jizzed in your pants (I've come close? >__>)
[ ] given someone your dick in a box as a present
TOTAL: 13Β½ / 50
I'm 27% naughty. xD
FA+

I'm gonna get something high
[x] kissed someone (besides parents/family)
[x] had a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] dated someone for longer than a year
[x] dated someone online
[ ] gotten engaged and/or married
[ ] had children
FURRIES & YIFF:
[x] created a fursona
[x] drawn an anthro
[x] drawn your character(s) yiffing
[x] drawn someone else's character(s) yiffing
[x] commissioned an artist for a yiff drawing
[x] dated another furry
[x] gone to a furry convention
[x] worn a fursuit
[x] worn a collar/leash
[x] had sex with another furry
GETTING NAUGHTY:
[x] groped someone
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] seen someone naked in person
[x] taken a shower with another person
[x] masturbated
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] given a blowjob
[x] received a blowjob
[ ] performed autofellatio (which is pretty challenging)
[x] used a sex toy
[x] "dommed" during anal sex
[x] "subbed" during anal sex
[x] participated in a threesome
[x] 69'ed
[x] had sex after a first date
[x] had sex at someone else's residence
[x] had sex in a hotel room
[ ] had sex in a public place
[ ] had drunken sex
[ ] used handcuffs/bondage
[ ] gone to a strip club
[ ] cheated on your significant other
[ ] been cheated on
INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY:
[x] viewed porn on the internet
[ ] bought dirty magazines or other pornographic material
[x] met an online boyfriend/girlfriend in real life
[x] had sex with someone you met online
[x] participated in a sexual RP
[x] saved porn on your computer/phone
[x] taken nude pictures of yourself
[ ] taken nude pictures of someone else
JUST FOR FUN:
[x] jizzed in your pants (I've come close? >__>)
[ ] given someone your dick in a box as a present
37/50 (Unless I counted wrong. Too lazy to check.)
Whoo 74% naughty. Is that good? ._.
RELATIONSHIPS & DATING:
[x] kissed someone (besides parents/family)
[x] had a boyfriend/girlfriend *Both*
[x] dated someone for longer than a year *Both*
[x] dated someone online
[ ] gotten engaged and/or married
[ ] had children
TOTAL 4 of 6
FURRIES & YIFF:
[x] created a fursona
[ ] drawn an anthro
[ ] drawn your character(s) yiffing
[ ] drawn someone else's character(s) yiffing
[x] commissioned an artist for a yiff drawing
[x] dated another furry
[x] gone to a furry convention *Been to many*
[x] worn a fursuit *Borrowed, but yeah*
[x] worn a collar/leash *Still do*
[x] had sex with another furry *Four or five or so*
TOTAL 7 of 10
GETTING NAUGHTY:
[x] groped someone
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] seen someone naked in person
[x] taken a shower with another person
[x] masturbated
[/] had sex with the opposite gender *First opposite sex encounter, oral and paws only event, so it might not fully count, but its not completely untrue*
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] given a blowjob *told im good, but I dont do it a lot*
[x] received a blowjob *They dont do much for me*
[ ] performed autofellatio (which is pretty challenging)
[x] used a sex toy *my collection is, very well endowed and extensive*
[ ] "dommed" during anal sex
[x] "subbed" during anal sex
[x] participated in a threesome *a orgy here and there, and hung with a swingers group for a while*
[x] 69'ed
[ ] had sex after a first date
[x] had sex at someone else's residence
[x] had sex in a hotel room *At furcons, yuk yuk yuk*
[ ] had sex in a public place
[x] had drunken sex *Same Furcons, usually another night*
[x] used handcuffs/bondage *I more fit to be the tied one, but yeah*
[x] gone to a strip club *Pacify friends*
[ ] cheated on your significant other
[ ] been cheated on
TOTAL 17.5 of 24
INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY:
[x] viewed porn on the internet *Why the internet exists 8=P*
[x] bought dirty magazines or other pornographic material *Had a Playboy subscription in my first singles apartment. my friends loved em, and I actually liked the articles*
[x] met an online boyfriend/girlfriend in real life *Online can only get you so far - you have to see them for real, to take it a level higher*
[x] had sex with someone you met online *I had a pretty good one night stand with a fox that turned out to be a wolf in fox clothing off Craigslist that rutted me so so good once - I don't recommend such a casual one off, but sometimes... 8=)*
[x] participated in a sexual RP
[x] saved porn on your computer/phone *I got gigs and gigs of saved furry porn from 1995 and on...*
[x] taken nude pictures of yourself
[x] taken nude pictures of someone else *Ex GF - years after we broke up, and I came out to myself as to my sexuality, she wanted to do a photo shoot of herself. So gathered a crew, equipment, and an empty apartment, and did the shoot.*
TOTAL 8 of 8
JUST FOR FUN:
[/] jizzed in your pants *I have been edged, teased, and moved into the mental headspace before enough to blow a load with no touching on a few occasions - was never really in my pants, but it earns a half point I think*
[ ] given someone your dick in a box as a present
0.5 of 2
GRAND TOTAL 37 of 50
Im 74% Naughty.
[x] kissed someone (besides parents/family)
[x] had a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] dated someone for longer than a year
[x] dated someone online
[ ] gotten engaged and/or married
[ ] had children
FURRIES & YIFF:
[x] created a fursona
[x] drawn an anthro
[x] drawn your character(s) yiffing
[x] drawn someone else's character(s) yiffing
[x] commissioned an artist for a yiff drawing (traded)
[ ] dated another furry
[ ] gone to a furry convention
[ ] worn a fursuit
[x] worn a collar/leash
[ ] had sex with another furry
GETTING NAUGHTY:
[x] groped someone
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] seen someone naked in person
[x] taken a shower with another person
[x] masturbated
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] given a blowjob
[x] received a blowjob
[ ] performed autofellatio (you lucky bastard xD)
[x] used a sex toy
[ ] "dommed" during anal sex (JUST YOU WAIT xD)
[x] "subbed" during anal sex
[ ] participated in a threesome (JUST YOU WAIT! D:)
[x] 69'ed
[ ] had sex after a first date
[x] had sex at someone else's residence
[ ] had sex in a hotel room (JUST YOU WAIT! xD)
[x] had sex in a public place
[ ] had drunken sex
[x] used handcuffs/bondage
[ ] gone to a strip club
[x] cheated on your significant other
[ ] been cheated on (If I was I wouldn't know. o-o)
INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY:
[x] viewed porn on the internet
[ ] bought dirty magazines or other pornographic material (why when it's FREE online? xD)
[ ] met an online boyfriend/girlfriend in real life (Just you wait xD)
[ ] had sex with someone you met online (Just you wait. :B)
[x] participated in a sexual RP
[x] saved porn on your computer/phone
[x] taken nude pictures of yourself
[x] taken nude pictures of someone else
JUST FOR FUN:
[ ] jizzed in your pants (xD!)
[/] given someone your dick in a box as a present (I DREW MY GUY CHARACTER GIVING HIS DICK IN A BOX TO MY EX'S GIRL CHARACTER!! Does that count? xD)
31/50
And counting the things I know I will do:
34/50 :B
I dun wanna put this on my page 'cause I dun want everyone to see, but I'll post it here. :P
Just... I dunno, not everyone. xD;
Counting the things I want to do at some point, I'd have like 40 of these checked off. xD But as it is, I'm a high school student who lives with his mom and is too lazy to get a driver's license. So I haven't had many opportunities. D:
...But nah, we both live with our parents still, too... it's really hard to get a job these days. >< I think I'll try making and selling dog figurines. >>
RELATIONSHIPS & DATING:
[x] kissed someone (besides parents/family)
[x] had a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] dated someone for longer than a year
[x] dated someone online
[ ] gotten engaged and/or married
[ ] had children
FURRIES & YIFF:
[x] created a fursona
[x] drawn an anthro
[ ] drawn your character(s) yiffing
[ ] drawn someone else's character(s) yiffing
[ ] commissioned an artist for a yiff drawing
[x] dated another furry
[x] gone to a furry convention
[x] worn a fursuit
[x] worn a collar/leash
[x] had sex with another furry
GETTING NAUGHTY:
[x] groped someone
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] seen someone naked in person
[x] taken a shower with another person
[x] masturbated
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] given a blowjob
[x] received a blowjob
[ ] performed autofellatio (which is pretty challenging)
[ ] used a sex toy
[x] "dommed" during anal sex
[x] "subbed" during anal sex
[ ] participated in a threesome
[x] 69'ed
[ ] had sex after a first date
[x] had sex at someone else's residence
[x] had sex in a hotel room
[ ] had sex in a public place
[ ] had drunken sex
[ ] used handcuffs/bondage
[ ] gone to a strip club
[x] cheated on your significant other
[x] been cheated on
INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY:
[x] viewed porn on the internet
[ ] bought dirty magazines or other pornographic material
[ ] met an online boyfriend/girlfriend in real life
[x] had sex with someone you met online
[x] participated in a sexual RP
[x] saved porn on your computer/phone
[x] taken nude pictures of yourself
[x] taken nude pictures of someone else
JUST FOR FUN:
[ ] jizzed in your pants
[ ] given someone your dick in a box as a present
32/50
64% naughty >:3
[x] had a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] dated someone for longer than a year
[x] dated someone online
[ ] gotten engaged and/or married
[ ] had children
FURRIES & YIFF:
[x] created a fursona
[x] drawn an anthro
[x] drawn your character(s) yiffing
[ ] drawn someone else's character(s) yiffing
[x] commissioned an artist for a yiff drawing
[x] dated another furry
[x] gone to a furry convention
[x] worn a fursuit
[x] worn a collar/leash
[x] had sex with another furry
GETTING NAUGHTY:
[x] groped someone
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] seen someone naked in person
[ ] taken a shower with another person
[x] masturbated
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] given a blowjob
[x] received a blowjob
[ ] performed autofellatio (which is pretty challenging)
[x] used a sex toy
[x] "dommed" during anal sex
[ ] "subbed" during anal sex
[x] participated in a threesome
[x] 69'ed
[x] had sex after a first date
[x] had sex at someone else's residence
[ ] had sex in a hotel room
[ ] had sex in a public place
[x] had drunken sex
[x] used handcuffs/bondage
[ ] gone to a strip club
[ ] cheated on your significant other
[x] been cheated on
INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY:
[x] viewed porn on the internet
[x] bought dirty magazines or other pornographic material
[x] met an online boyfriend/girlfriend in real life
[x] had sex with someone you met online
[x] participated in a sexual RP
[x] saved porn on your computer/phone
[x] taken nude pictures of yourself
[x] taken nude pictures of someone else
JUST FOR FUN:
[/] jizzed in your pants (I've come close? >__>)
[ ] given someone your dick in a box as a present
Total: 38/50
76% naughty
I always do well at these things. Yay
βYes
βNo
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1218442/
[ ] kissed someone (besides parents/family)
[ ] had a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] dated someone for longer than a year
[ ] dated someone online
[ ] gotten engaged and/or married
[ ] had children
FURRIES & YIFF:
[ ] created a fursona
[ ] drawn an anthro
[ ] drawn your character(s) yiffing
[ ] drawn someone else's character(s) yiffing
[ ] commissioned an artist for a yiff drawing
[ ] dated another furry
[ ] gone to a furry convention
[ ] worn a fursuit
[ ] worn a collar/leash
[ ] had sex with another furry
GETTING NAUGHTY:
[ ] groped someone
[ ] dry-humped someone
[x] seen someone naked in person (Technically yes, but it wasn't on purpose and it wasn't someone I wanted to see D:)
[ ] taken a shower with another person (Technically yes, but I'm going to answer "No" because it was when I was a kid)
[x] masturbated
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[x] given a blowjob
[/] received a blowjob (Maybe? Technicalities...)
[x] performed autofellatio (Barely)
[ ] used a sex toy
[ ] "dommed" during anal sex
[ ] "subbed" during anal sex
[ ] participated in a threesome
[ ] 69'ed
[ ] had sex after a first date
[ ] had sex at someone else's residence
[ ] had sex in a hotel room
[ ] had sex in a public place
[ ] had drunken sex
[ ] used handcuffs/bondage
[ ] gone to a strip club
[ ] cheated on your significant other
[ ] been cheated on
INTERNET & TECHNOLOGY:
[x] viewed porn on the internet
[ ] bought dirty magazines or other pornographic material
[ ] met an online boyfriend/girlfriend in real life
[ ] had sex with someone you met online
[ ] participated in a sexual RP
[x] saved porn on your computer/phone
[x] taken nude pictures of yourself (Funny story I should tell some time XD)
[ ] taken nude pictures of someone else
JUST FOR FUN:
[ ] jizzed in your pants
[ ] given someone your dick in a box as a present
7.5/50 = 15% (Disappointing, but I can explain D:)
*Runs off to read everyone else's*