So a few days ago I decided "fuck it" and tried the whole cybersex/chatroom thing. Now I have a kid my age who I unintentionally reduced into tears of happiness because I told him he was a nice guy who could make his own future and that he shouldn't let other people pressure him into sex. Then there's the 41 y/o man in Scotland who wants to drive 7 hours to where I live to bone me, despite having known each other for under a week. I'm sort of glad he doesn't live closer. I just want to masturbate, guys, don't expect me to fall in love after 3 MSN conversations.

The gym continues to kick my ass, although the kicks are now gentler and hold the best of intentions.