I just realized that journal on my front page is incredibly old and obnoxious. Kind of like this one Chinese guy that kept trying to convince me to go out with him to get a drink. He was also twenty-five and incredibly dorky. One of my friends thought he was hot, which proves what I have been thinking all along about her - she's pretty stupid.

Life's cool. I've been mostly chilling IRL. Yeah, the internet just can't contain me anymore. I had to expand into the PHYSICAL WORLD. I've learned a lot about men, women, and drugs. I swear to God, there is nobody on this earth that doesn't regret starting to smoke. I hear my friends complain about it just about everyday. So when people offer me cigs, I'm like.

HAHA no.

I don't give into peer pressure, I'm my own woman. Nobody owns this body. Aka I'm single. This means that incredibly short half Guatemalan men think I'm coming onto them hardcore because I made a joke about how they're still a virgin despite having a had a girlfriend for a year. Come on, that joke practically makes itself. I didn't even need to bother saying it. But if I didn't say it, then I wouldn't get the awesome compliment about how I'm such a pro at seducing people. I should just become a prostitute and get it over with. But I won't.