The power to melt you body

MELTMAN! WITH THE POWER TO... MELT!

The ability to summon 3 cubic inches of mashed potatoes.

MEAT VISION

one hundred million volt....er.... BREATH

being able to duplicate household objects

Being able to selectively detonate parts of your body, but without the capacity to regenerate the part or to shield the rest of your body from the blast.
CAPTAIN EXPLODING-HEAD! The first time he used his power was also the last.

The power of being able to shut Uwe Boll's mouth and charge his phone bills right up his ****.

The power of tripping yourself at random

The power to turn anything into cheese

the power to sense peoples bullshit..... just them being around you and bullshitting majically covers them in bullshit :) wouldnt the world be nice without bullshitters

The power to always be able to pull out two matching socks from your sock drawer.

The power to land majestically after tripping over garden gnomes.

the ability to turn into styrofoam

bacon vision

The ability to make someone's zipper come undone by staring at it :D
Or a women's titty pop out ^w^

(actually those are very useful)
...I take it back @w@

*goes and stares at random ppl for a long time*

The ability to sense when you have to pee.
oh wait...

The ability to make everything taste like brussels sprouts.

The ability to scent your farts.
Growing boobs at will.

the ability to grow any body part larger, except the number of veins/nerves does not increase with it so within seconds the part just goes numb or falls asleep.

The ability to see through polyester. Only polyester.

Able to fill your body with tiny, ornate holes like lace for up to five minutes at will.

Any time you touch a baby animal, it loses all its cute. Forever.

You can make objects travel through time. As long as they fit in your seventies era microwave oven. That leakls radiation.

You can downgrade items at will! Turn your friend's mp3 player into an 8 track, Gas range into a wood burning stove. Any car into a Ford Pinto.

Able to create a nice cool breeze at any time, even indoors.

Able to pick up and amplify ANY Spanish radio station in the general area. Through your facial orifices.

Any food you eat has amplified affects on you, i.e. You eat carrots, your vision is amazingly strong, you eat MacDonalds, you suffer an immediate heart attack.

Constantly see xactly what happened in any location you are in at 2:45 PM the previous day.

selective fart!
you can choose who smells your farts >_>
this was acutally from a skit a Canadian comedian did XD

that would be awesome xD

Telekinetic power over lint.