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"Blast Stage 2"
15 years ago
A survey, stolen from 
kyote to help me kill time.
What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
kyote to help me kill time.What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
What if?~
● I died: BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA and then I would clean your blood off my spoon.
● I kissed you: *boop beep beep boop* "Hi sweetie, it's Ellen. Guess what TJ just did..."
● I fell: I really wouldn't do anything since I was probably the one who pushed you.
● I lived next door to you: SNEAK ATTACK
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Taunt you with cake through my window.
● I stole something: Shiv you and take my TV back.
● I was murdered: Spoon. BLUNT spoon.
● I cried: Lots of hugs.
● I asked you to marry me: I'd check your blood alchohal level.
● I was hospitalized: Send flowers and a cake box FULL OF CRUMBS.
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: I trust you, because you know what would happen to you if you tried anything.
● Keep a secret if i told you one?: PSSSHHH yes. Reluctantly.
● Hold my hand?: Only after I rubbed my hand in dog poo.
● Study with me?: Of course.
● Cook for me?: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. YEEEEESSSSSSSS.
● Love me?: Where were these
● Date me?: questions on my
● Have sex with me?: journal, huh?
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?: Ikea.
● Describe me in three words: Best Worst Enemy
● What was your first impression of me?: "Oh god, maybe if I keep walking he won't notice me!" :P
● What do you think of me now?: Ooooh TJ. OOOOOOOOH TJ. If only you knew.
● What reminds you of me?: Comic book shops!
● Could you see us together forever?: We R Friends 4evar.
● Whens the last time you saw me?: Ramblers. Briefly.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: I ALREADY DID. D:<
If I could get over my seething hatred or your face and everything it stands for, then maybe. MAYBE. But that's a LOT of hate to get over. Like, Grand Canyon couldn't contain it level of hate.
Eh, sure. I've dated worse...like YOUR MOM! Hey-oh!
You are an attractive girl with the right girly bits that according to your Live Journal, has similar kinks as me, so yes. I'd rawk you like a hurricane.
And I see what you did there. I'm not falling for it. Nope. "If only you knew" is Kyote-ese for "Here's bait. Take it, so that I can proceed to torture you by not telling you. It will amuse me for I am evil and bored." I'M ONTO YOUR SCHEMES WOMAN!!!
.....but srsly tho, what do you think of me? :P ZOMGLOLZ
But since you are my BWE and a huge Buttface, you shall never know.
In a less public forum.