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18 years ago
was looking up my journals last night and well saw this one from Micah, now knowing that she is normally not one to do this kinda thing i was curious and found this humorous little thing... anyway here ya go. I may not be america... but ya know watching US news from time to time.. i could see all this.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Post this in your Journal to support Gay Rights!
fucking retards
I like teh gayz. i think they're adorable
Though....rant mode on. XD The one about the world needs more children....theres too many kids being produced now a days...really families should be allowed like 2 at max..like in china now. On;y allowed one child per family cause of the overpopulating families over there more recently...also whenever you go into the big city...theres all these white trash and african americans...and they are living off of welfare and the gov't and they have like 8 kids or maybe not that much. But its still a lot and they're sitting on their rears at home doing nothing. >.< Why bring up a lot of children when you can't support them on your own and give them a good life at all. Its better to have none and live your life as best as you can even if best isn't much at all or yeah..whatever..I'm gonna shut up now XD Rand mode off.
Because after all I get the impression from what you wrote that you think ALL black people in the city know how to do is MAKE babies.
Though unfortunatly a lot of what tha commander wrote is true.
This following is a PERSONAL OPPINION and not a gospel reading from some news site.
In england there are tons of single parents who have loads of children a string of partners and never have to do any work as they are subsedised by the government for their "commitment to parenting".
And it is every race of people who are doing it (white's and black's are just a more readily available stero-type and are more commonly seen doing this).
I for one hate this. because they have too many children their upbringing is left to society and as a result more children look to others for rolemodels, and with the amount of F*****G rappers that are being imported from america guess what their turning into, street hoods and gun crime victims.
Fortunatly the number of academics and business people hasn't droped past the unemployed line or else the whole country would grind to a halt.
Anyhoo, funny journal Silkpaws, Keep 'em comming!!!
Did you know that the whole idea of wearing your pants low. or 'low rider' jeans as 90% of the rappers do, came from people spending long years in jail. ((you can see how it caught on as being in jail to rap stars and to ther fans means your quote 'supa cool' as someone called it)).
Anyway, we found that, that in jail by having your pants low like that in an unspoken language it would mean to the other inmates you were "Single... and Willing" if you get what i mean.