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SMARMYONESENTENCE REVIEWS and multiple sentence reviews
15 years ago
1990 (1990), by Daniel Johnston.
desperation honesty fear love pining schizoid schizophrenic anxious shaking honest empathetic willful faithful confused frustration sympathy dorky beauty breakdown love god madness violence heartache love need hope. 9/10.
Varde (2009), by Elegi.
Makes you take Norway seriously for once!. 7.5/10.
Sinewrks (2009), by Kurrel The Raven.
Almost like Selected Ambient Works II except with some heart and emotion. 6.5/10.
Unmap (2009), by Volcano Choir.
Justin Vernon proves yet again how pretty his voice sounds while accompanied with Collection of Colonies of Bees damn near constantly wishing they was The Books and both being characteristically boring as all hell. 5/10.
Hercules & Love Affair (2008), by Hercules & Love Affair.
Gaaaay. 5/10.
(that said, "Blind" is one of the only Disco songs I like)
Mr Bungle (1991), by Mr Bungle.
Did you ever think that Foetus should stop using those faggy keyboards and be, like, a metal band making ironic circus music? If you did, you'd be retarded, but you also might really dig this album. That said, there's a lot of really great shit on this album, but the problem is that it overstays its welcome by a long-shot and while the music is often quite interesting, the lyrics are almost always completely smarmy and idiotic. 6.5/10.
On The Sunday Of Life (1991) by Porcupine Tree.
If I wanted to listen to over-produced, over-long Robert Wyatt, I'd add autotune to Rock Bottom and run it at half speed, thanks... . 6/10.
desperation honesty fear love pining schizoid schizophrenic anxious shaking honest empathetic willful faithful confused frustration sympathy dorky beauty breakdown love god madness violence heartache love need hope. 9/10.
Varde (2009), by Elegi.
Makes you take Norway seriously for once!. 7.5/10.
Sinewrks (2009), by Kurrel The Raven.
Almost like Selected Ambient Works II except with some heart and emotion. 6.5/10.
Unmap (2009), by Volcano Choir.
Justin Vernon proves yet again how pretty his voice sounds while accompanied with Collection of Colonies of Bees damn near constantly wishing they was The Books and both being characteristically boring as all hell. 5/10.
Hercules & Love Affair (2008), by Hercules & Love Affair.
Gaaaay. 5/10.
(that said, "Blind" is one of the only Disco songs I like)
Mr Bungle (1991), by Mr Bungle.
Did you ever think that Foetus should stop using those faggy keyboards and be, like, a metal band making ironic circus music? If you did, you'd be retarded, but you also might really dig this album. That said, there's a lot of really great shit on this album, but the problem is that it overstays its welcome by a long-shot and while the music is often quite interesting, the lyrics are almost always completely smarmy and idiotic. 6.5/10.
On The Sunday Of Life (1991) by Porcupine Tree.
If I wanted to listen to over-produced, over-long Robert Wyatt, I'd add autotune to Rock Bottom and run it at half speed, thanks... . 6/10.
HOOOOCK PTUI.
Is California shorter and featuring less smarmy lyrics?
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