It all started in a crappy starbucks in a crappy neighborhood,Sir walked in to buy a expired Muffin,which was green and white of mold,when Mam smacked his hand and said "You fucking dumbass can't you see that fucking shit is spoiled!". " No Mam ,you see, its because im a fucking dumbass and i have the fucking brain size of my smallass dick" Sir responded."Your dick cant be that small!" Mam shouted as the creppy customors from starbucks stared at Sir's crotch. "You know what mam , how bout you give me your number and i'll call you later to dicuss this, i really have to go to my depressing job of wipeing a cats ass" , Sir pleaded,"Alright." Said mam As they both Got there money back from the crappy starbucks.