The more [X]'s the dumber you are.


18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2

[] You have ran into a tree.
[]It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them to make sure.
so far: 2

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] Your hair is blonde.
[]People have called you slow.
So far: 3

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class (teacher in math class was monotoned >.<)
[]If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 4

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (isn't that like a good thing, sometimes? lol)
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Yeah, but i do it to let the other people im talking to keep up)
So far: 5

[x] You have eaten a bug. (I had a motorcycle so meh)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 7

[]You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
So far: 7

[]your friends know not to use big words around you ( I do this around my friend David :3)
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (had a broken back and wasn't told >o<)
So far: 9

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (hey I like my imagination eat a fat one XD)
[] The word "umm" is used many times a day.(was taught public speaking in the military)
So far:10

Its this many *holds up 10 fingers*