FWA Meme
15 years ago
Where are you staying?
With Lazer, hyena sex offender
Who will you be with?
400z Hyena
Do you do trades?
Show me yer boobs.
What suits will you have?
My crow head... living out of a backpack for four days leaves only room for essentials.
What is your gender?
PENIS.
How old are you?
18
Can I talk to you?
Only if you're a white middle-class college graduate.
Can I buy you a drink?
Can I put it in your butt?
What's your poison?
Tetnus.
Can I commission you?
Sure thing. I'll be about for mostly detailing Black and White stuff.
What events will you be attending?
Last year there was a room with free food I think....
Have you visited the website?[furryweekend.com]
No. Yuk.
If you were in the Rock Band tournament [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3479850], what would your band name be?
Rusty Trombone.
What would you play?
A rusty trombone.
Can I hug you?
Trombone. With rust. Seriously, I'll throw you down an elevator shaft.
How tall are you?
5'9''
Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
I am a very, very bad person.
Are you friendly?
Yes, step into my laboratory...
How long are you going?
Thursday - Monday afternoon.
Do you have an artist table?
No, but I'm gonna TAKE ONE!
Do you like parties?
Absolutely.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Pop out an eye and start to scream.
With Lazer, hyena sex offender
Who will you be with?
400z Hyena
Do you do trades?
Show me yer boobs.
What suits will you have?
My crow head... living out of a backpack for four days leaves only room for essentials.
What is your gender?
PENIS.
How old are you?
18
Can I talk to you?
Only if you're a white middle-class college graduate.
Can I buy you a drink?
Can I put it in your butt?
What's your poison?
Tetnus.
Can I commission you?
Sure thing. I'll be about for mostly detailing Black and White stuff.
What events will you be attending?
Last year there was a room with free food I think....
Have you visited the website?[furryweekend.com]
No. Yuk.
If you were in the Rock Band tournament [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3479850], what would your band name be?
Rusty Trombone.
What would you play?
A rusty trombone.
Can I hug you?
Trombone. With rust. Seriously, I'll throw you down an elevator shaft.
How tall are you?
5'9''
Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
I am a very, very bad person.
Are you friendly?
Yes, step into my laboratory...
How long are you going?
Thursday - Monday afternoon.
Do you have an artist table?
No, but I'm gonna TAKE ONE!
Do you like parties?
Absolutely.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Pop out an eye and start to scream.
FA+

And I had no idea you were an 18 year old sexy chick with a dick.
Or start flapppin his arms..
Yes, step into my laboratory..."
"If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Pop out an eye and start to scream. "
Ha! Hahahaha!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
How do you know him?
YEah.