Fur Meter
15 years ago
Yes, I do love memes.
STEP ONE# ADD UP YOUR POINTS
No you don't have to do a y/n or whatever beside each one
1+ Drawn Furry Porn
2- ..jerked off in the process
5- ..Draw it just to get paid
2- ..Draw it just to get laid
1+ Written/Read furry porn stories
5- ..Write it just to get paid
4- ..Write it just to get laid
2- ..jerked off in the proccess
1+ Attempted to jack off at furry porn and
3+ ..failed. (What a shame!)
3- ..succedded.
3- Touched another species innopropriately (wat)
5- ..While imagining it's a different species than it is
5- ..Has a different furr or skin color
10- ..While imagining it's begging you to keep going.
1- Own a fursuit
2- Had sex in it
3- Went in public in a fur suit you have had sex in.
3- ..Without washing beforehand.
5- Have a nonsex fursuit
5- Have NOT had sex in a fursuit.
1 Had sex with someone wearing a fursuit.
2- ..Five+ times
2- ..With five+ different people.
15- Own a fursuit but have never had sex in one or with someone with a fursuit on.
1- Been on TV to try and 'explain' what a furry is.(I've never been on TV ._.)
20- ..and fail.
1+ Had sex at a convention(It was not a furry convention, but it counts.)
2- ..Twice
3- ..Thrice
3- ..Multiple partners
3- ..Multiple Genders
7- ..Multiple Species(scary)
7- ..Underage
5- ..Fursuits
5- ..Bodypaint
5- Stood in line more then an hour to meet a porn artist
5- Stood in line 15 minutes to meet a clean artist
1+ Worn a con shirt
5+ ..While Not at a con
1+ Planned on going to one
3+ ..for Three+ Years
1+ Been called a furfag?
2- ..By more then three people?
5- Complained about being called a furfag.
10- ..Online.
5+ Defended someone who was called a furfag.
10+ ..Online.
1+ Talked about Seeing Disney's Robin Hood or Lion King more then 5 times?
1+ Own 1 Stuffed animal (A stuffed Frog from Chrono Trigger!!!)
2+ Own 5+ suffed animals (I like them ok)
3- Have masterbated with them in some way
3- ..Had to clean them from masterbating with them so much.
3- ..DID NOT clean them after 25+ Uses
1- Cried when one was ruined(oh my god)
2- ..For a period of days
3+ Have a youtube channel/Livejournal/Xtube with your furname as the username
3+ Ranted on an online journal and complain for getting zero Comments.
10+ ..Then remembered you had it set as a Private Entry
1+ Roleplay online
2+ Roleplay multiple characters online
3+ Get frustrated when someone 'Godmods'
3- Sexually Roleplay
5- ..Three+ times a week
5+ Gotten Laid by a Nonfur
1+ ..Multiple times
3+ Used a condom
1+ Kept the condom
3- Fed it to your pet (Ew dude!)
1- Been in porn
2- ..Gotten paid for it
3- ..Get publicly asked if 'your that guy in that porn vid'(one day... one day.)
1- Drawn Bara (wat?)
3+ Drawn Landscape
1+ Drawn lesbians
1+ Drawn anime
1- Taken an nonanatomy art class
5+ Keep physically fit (Oh yeah baby, I'm a hottie!)
1+ Sleep before 3am
1+ ..Three+ times a week.
1+ Use deodorant
3+ Two+ times a week
3+ Shower 3+ times a week (Everyday o.o)
2+ Have a vocabulary wider then 300 words
Sexually Thought of-
1- Kimahri FFX
1- Red 13 FF7
1+ 1 Digimon
3+ 5+ digimon
1+ 1 Pokemon (Jynx is so sexy)
3- Pokemon
3+ A Popular fur
5+ ..That you have never actually met.
1+ A character in which you have drawn
1+ That belongs to you
1+ Does not belong to you
1- Represents you.
3+ Disney character
5- A food logo such as Chester cheeta, Chucky cheese, etc.
2- Chrono Trigger's Frog (DON'T YOU DARE TO TARNISH THE HOLY IMAGE OF FROG!)
3+ Humans
1- a Family Member
5- Cub
2- Scat
1- Watersport (what do you mean?)
1- Tentacles
STEP 2# JUDGEMENT TIME
20- TO 35- = NONFUR
10- TO 20- = GOOD JOB!!
0 TO 10- = GET CHECKED YEARLY
0 TO 10 = DRIVE SAFELY
10+ TO 25 = WHOA THERE!!
25+ TO 35 = UH..
35+ = FURFAG ALERT!
Errr... -108.
No you don't have to do a y/n or whatever beside each one
1+ Drawn Furry Porn
2- ..jerked off in the process
5- ..Draw it just to get paid
2- ..Draw it just to get laid
1+ Written/Read furry porn stories
5- ..Write it just to get paid
4- ..Write it just to get laid
2- ..jerked off in the proccess
1+ Attempted to jack off at furry porn and
3+ ..failed. (What a shame!)
3- ..succedded.
3- Touched another species innopropriately (wat)
5- ..While imagining it's a different species than it is
5- ..Has a different furr or skin color
10- ..While imagining it's begging you to keep going.
1- Own a fursuit
2- Had sex in it
3- Went in public in a fur suit you have had sex in.
3- ..Without washing beforehand.
5- Have a nonsex fursuit
5- Have NOT had sex in a fursuit.
1 Had sex with someone wearing a fursuit.
2- ..Five+ times
2- ..With five+ different people.
15- Own a fursuit but have never had sex in one or with someone with a fursuit on.
1- Been on TV to try and 'explain' what a furry is.(I've never been on TV ._.)
20- ..and fail.
1+ Had sex at a convention(It was not a furry convention, but it counts.)
2- ..Twice
3- ..Thrice
3- ..Multiple partners
3- ..Multiple Genders
7- ..Multiple Species(scary)
7- ..Underage
5- ..Fursuits
5- ..Bodypaint
5- Stood in line more then an hour to meet a porn artist
5- Stood in line 15 minutes to meet a clean artist
1+ Worn a con shirt
5+ ..While Not at a con
1+ Planned on going to one
3+ ..for Three+ Years
1+ Been called a furfag?
2- ..By more then three people?
5- Complained about being called a furfag.
10- ..Online.
5+ Defended someone who was called a furfag.
10+ ..Online.
1+ Talked about Seeing Disney's Robin Hood or Lion King more then 5 times?
1+ Own 1 Stuffed animal (A stuffed Frog from Chrono Trigger!!!)
2+ Own 5+ suffed animals (I like them ok)
3- Have masterbated with them in some way
3- ..Had to clean them from masterbating with them so much.
3- ..DID NOT clean them after 25+ Uses
1- Cried when one was ruined(oh my god)
2- ..For a period of days
3+ Have a youtube channel/Livejournal/Xtube with your furname as the username
3+ Ranted on an online journal and complain for getting zero Comments.
10+ ..Then remembered you had it set as a Private Entry
1+ Roleplay online
2+ Roleplay multiple characters online
3+ Get frustrated when someone 'Godmods'
3- Sexually Roleplay
5- ..Three+ times a week
5+ Gotten Laid by a Nonfur
1+ ..Multiple times
3+ Used a condom
1+ Kept the condom
3- Fed it to your pet (Ew dude!)
1- Been in porn
2- ..Gotten paid for it
3- ..Get publicly asked if 'your that guy in that porn vid'(one day... one day.)
1- Drawn Bara (wat?)
3+ Drawn Landscape
1+ Drawn lesbians
1+ Drawn anime
1- Taken an nonanatomy art class
5+ Keep physically fit (Oh yeah baby, I'm a hottie!)
1+ Sleep before 3am
1+ ..Three+ times a week.
1+ Use deodorant
3+ Two+ times a week
3+ Shower 3+ times a week (Everyday o.o)
2+ Have a vocabulary wider then 300 words
Sexually Thought of-
1- Kimahri FFX
1- Red 13 FF7
1+ 1 Digimon
3+ 5+ digimon
1+ 1 Pokemon (Jynx is so sexy)
3- Pokemon
3+ A Popular fur
5+ ..That you have never actually met.
1+ A character in which you have drawn
1+ That belongs to you
1+ Does not belong to you
1- Represents you.
3+ Disney character
5- A food logo such as Chester cheeta, Chucky cheese, etc.
2- Chrono Trigger's Frog (DON'T YOU DARE TO TARNISH THE HOLY IMAGE OF FROG!)
3+ Humans
1- a Family Member
5- Cub
2- Scat
1- Watersport (what do you mean?)
1- Tentacles
STEP 2# JUDGEMENT TIME
20- TO 35- = NONFUR
10- TO 20- = GOOD JOB!!
0 TO 10- = GET CHECKED YEARLY
0 TO 10 = DRIVE SAFELY
10+ TO 25 = WHOA THERE!!
25+ TO 35 = UH..
35+ = FURFAG ALERT!
Errr... -108.