My last journal was kinda depressing so I thought I'd make a new one. I'm what you might call a movie buff, and I've noticed a disturbing trend as of late. Most new movies suck ass so I figured I'd go ahead and list the Directors who I feel are responsible (In part at least) for the suck-fest that is modern cinema...

#5 Roland Emmerich

Similar to Michael Bay in the respect that he concentrates waaaay too much on special effects. Some of his atrocities include:

The Day After Tomorrow

10,000 B.C.

and most recently 2012

#4 Catherine Hardwicke

She directed Twilight 'nuff said.

#3 Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll is the guy responsible for turning mediocre video games into god awful movies:

House of the Dead

Alone in the Dark

BloodRayne

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

#2 McG (Pronounced Mick Gee)

McG is the guy who put us through the Charlie's Angels remakes, and if that wasn't bad enough he also directed Terminator Salvation. I wanna meet the guy who though it's be a good idea to let the guy who did Charlie's Angel's to direct the new Terminator movie - Jesus tap dancing Christ.

Charlie's Angels

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Terminator Salvation

#1 Michael Bay

The ultimate hack. No one in the film industry has ever had such a talent for substituting good characters and story elements for cheesy special effects. Fuck Michael Bay, fuck him in the ass!

Pearl Harbor

The Island

Transformers

Transformers 2

(I don't count The Rock, Armageddon, or Bad Boys because we the movie going public were fortunate that Jerry Bruckheimer was holding Bay's leash during the making of those films)