*howls and rolls around* -- Twile's Journal -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

howls and rolls around

15 years ago

;O; Too many tacoooooos *flail*

177 Comments

jackiez ~jackiez

Art Fan

15 years ago

Too many? There is no such thing! >:O

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;~; Tell that to my stomach

Xanthor ~xanthordragon

Professional Dragon

15 years ago

oooooooohhhhhhh tacos...
om nom nom nom nom

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

They become less tasty after the second one, but... I can't let that taco meat go to waste D:

Xanthor ~xanthordragon

Professional Dragon

15 years ago

i just had tacos for dinner, did u make them or go to a restaurant like taco bell?

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Made them. Allllways make them.

Xanthor ~xanthordragon

Professional Dragon

15 years ago

yum, thanks i'm Hungry now

sepffuzzball ~sepffuzzball

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

I have no sympathy for you on this one love.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;~; If you'd just eat more I wouldn't have to have that last taco by myself.

JinxtheMinx23 ~jinxtheminx23

Watcher

15 years ago

you two is mated? OwO

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: I don't make any secret out of it.

draco18s ~draco18s

Game Designer

15 years ago

I even caught that one and I'm fairly oblivious to these things!

JinxtheMinx23 ~jinxtheminx23

Watcher

15 years ago

lolz dun make fun of me cause Im slow x3

and I just prefer to confirm these things rather than jump to conclusions and make an ass out of myself

trying to kill an old habit, ya' know :3

draco18s ~draco18s

Game Designer

15 years ago

Hey now, Sixshades and Exodite were mated for months and Sixshades had exo's icon in her journal header and it was months before I figured it out.

NachT ~nacht

PrOn Artist

15 years ago

Very good idea actually, not jumping to conclusions n all that :)

But yeah, they've been mated for a -looooong- time I believe :)

~N~

JinxtheMinx23 ~jinxtheminx23

Watcher

15 years ago

D: *feels dumb now* T~T

but thankies for the compliment! :D

JinxtheMinx23 ~jinxtheminx23

Watcher

15 years ago

D: dawww *pets your upset tummy and offers some oolong tea* C:

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

.-. Too full. Gonna asplode.

Rakeesh ~rakeesh

Tired

15 years ago

NO SUCH THING!
TACO TACO TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Your icon is relevant D:

Rakeesh ~rakeesh

Tired

15 years ago

I know. Isn't it fantastic when things work out that way? :D

Marshmallow ~spontaneousfred

Deliverer of Wet Nightmares

15 years ago

*gives alka-seltzer*

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

~_~ Mad hax.

Skippy ~cryptor13

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Awww, it will be okay. What are the symptoms? Perhaps I can help.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Symptoms include too much taco and stomach feeling heavy.

Skippy ~cryptor13

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Hmmm, oh it might be a case of bad taco gas. How many did you have?

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Skippy ~cryptor13

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

You get that bad from 3? I can handle at least 6.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Yeah but these are real tacos. Manly tacos. 11 inch taco shells and enough rice to choke a puppy.

Skippy ~cryptor13

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

*rubs your belly* BIG tacos huh? Sounds good.

Skippy ~cryptor13

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Hehe, just let it all out.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: I don't like where this is going.

Skippy ~cryptor13

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Deal with the pain if ya want to XD

JagKitty ~jagkitty

Writer

15 years ago

Please! You can never have too many tacos. If you are having problems with too many tacos, don't eat tacos again! :3

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Maybe there just isn't enough dragon.

JagKitty ~jagkitty

Writer

15 years ago

*Chews on* Plenty of dragon to be eaten when having taco stomach pains!

Psykrow ~psykrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

*pets your tummy gently* >w< awww poor fuzzy butt...:( *hugs gently*

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

._. Gentle, don't want me to explode in a shower of seasoned goodness.

Psykrow ~psykrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

i know *nuzzles gently* please do get better soon hon <3 *licks*

Thunder_Ejjim ~thunderejjim

15 years ago

Dwaggons shouldn't eat to many tacos

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;O; I can't help it, they're so flavorful

Renzey ~renzey

Marshmallow

15 years ago

oi...I feel your pain. Lie down, drink some water. It'll be okay.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Water baaaad, makes me fuller.

Renzey ~renzey

Marshmallow

15 years ago

it calms the storm of your belly

rukai249 ~rukai249

Watcher

15 years ago

*offers belly rubs*

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;~; Is this what a bomb feels like?

rukai249 ~rukai249

Watcher

15 years ago

I wouldn't know. I haven't ever been a bomb in my life.

Artica ~artica

Ice Wuffer

15 years ago

Mmm....tacos

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

>< Why is everyone talking about tacos, they're the last thing I want to think about right now!

DarkShift ~darkshift

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

D: Thats hot!

(if they were spicy)

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

They were. So many spicy things on them.

Drakionclaw ~legndcar1

Lurker

15 years ago

*pokes your belly*

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;O;

yringer ~yringer

Fursuiter

15 years ago

yeah I once ate way to much becaue it would go to waste other wise I feel you taco induced pain

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

I may throw them up in an hour but they were SO GOOD on the way down.

yringer ~yringer

Fursuiter

15 years ago

hopefully they will be good the second time
LOL

Buertos ~buertos

Forgotten

15 years ago

Omg someone had the same problem today?!?! Too many tacos indeed....

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Why does my body hate that third taco so ~_~

Buertos ~buertos

Forgotten

15 years ago

Its always the cursed 3rd taco...>.<

Grargarg ~grargarg

Watcher

15 years ago

My tummy hurts too :C

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: Kill it with fire

Grargarg ~grargarg

Watcher

15 years ago

been hurting for hours now

GuardianMoose ~guardianmoose

15 years ago

Twile @_@ ... I didn't know fuzzy dragons ate tacos

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

We eat all sorts of good things.

DarkShift ~darkshift

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

like "victims" x3

astor ~astor

Growasaurus

15 years ago

Oh dear lord. Dragons should not have to make a run for the border...er, bathroom. D:

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: Ew, I'm not gonna reverse-vomit them out or anything. Gross.

astor ~astor

Growasaurus

15 years ago

GOOD.

Anyways. Tomorrow. We do tacos. TACOS. :O

BriskfulStorm ~briskfulstorm

Writer

15 years ago

Homemade or from fast food?

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Always homemade. They're so fuckin' cheap and tasty ~_~

BriskfulStorm ~briskfulstorm

Writer

15 years ago

For some reason the only ones I really enjoy that are fast food is Jack In The Box. No idea why though. 0.o

Galis ~galis

Smolderg Who Meeps

15 years ago

Dragon tacos usually require two dragons and a victim, er, volunteer!

KS_Naslund ~ksnaslund

Art Whore

15 years ago

I want ground beef in mah belleh.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

So swallow a cow and a lawn mower D:

KS_Naslund ~ksnaslund

Art Whore

15 years ago

I'd rather not feel what you're going through xP

rider098 ~rider098

Watcher

15 years ago

I remember that feeling, not as pleasant as people always make it out to be when feasting!

I'd just find a nice comfy couch/chair/bed and just relax, moving around too much will just make that belly go push the eject button.

So on that note STOP FLAILING! ;P

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;~; But but, flailing...

rider098 ~rider098

Watcher

15 years ago

NO, NO FLAILING. Now watch this video or something to distract yourself, if you laugh all the better because its apparently the best medicine (and the cheapest)!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1928558

Take it easy.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

That was good~

Span_Wolf ~spanwolf

Watcher

15 years ago

*presses down on your belly and hears a long protracted fart*

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: I swear, every time you leave a comment on anything I say it's like you don't ever want me to talk to you again.

Span_Wolf ~spanwolf

Watcher

15 years ago

Are you serious? Am I that bad?

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

I don't know how to put this delicately. You know what I like, you know what I don't like, and this isn't the first time you've been gross about one of the things I don't like on my page.

Span_Wolf ~spanwolf

Watcher

15 years ago

Umm ok, now I'm a little offended. How the HELL am I supposed to know that you don't think fart jokes are funny, not to mention after making a post about eating to much Mexican food of all things?

Raamses ~raamses

Writer

15 years ago

Taco Bell makes me want to vomit, I stopped eating there years ago, and am trying to avoid fast food in general, it's just much healthier.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Who said anything about Taco Bell or fast food? :o

Raamses ~raamses

Writer

15 years ago

I heard "too many tacos" and "rolling around" as in "I'm sick", so, I assumed you meant the rat-shit-taco-factory, Taco Bell. Guess you should just buy better ingredients next time lol? Or perhaps not be such a glutton?

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: Probably the latter. Sepf always stops at 2 tacos, I have to have that last one so the meat doesn't get thrown out.

Raamses ~raamses

Writer

15 years ago

Ahhhh waste not want not, eh lol? Next time, throw that shit away. If it's makin you sick, then it is a waste anyway, so you might as well be comfortable when you waste it. Throw it away lol.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

c_c Not a waste, I got more taco in my system. That's a victory now that I've recovered from the emotional trauma of my abusive taco relationship.

Raamses ~raamses

Writer

15 years ago

-Reads Twile's reply-
O_O
-applauds-
Now that is a man who loves his tacos. I hope your floury-tortilla master is a kind one, when you come crawling back to him on your knees, hopefully he'll pat you on the head, instead of stabbing you in the large intestine.

Naes_BlackWolf ~naesblackwolf

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

what kind of taco?

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

The meat kind ._.;

Naes_BlackWolf ~naesblackwolf

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

meat? mystery meat? :B

BaltroMoon ~baltromoon

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

puppy wan tacos ;-;

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: Would've given you our last one and then I wouldn't feel sick ~_~

BaltroMoon ~baltromoon

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

*nuzzles your tummy* poor Big Draggy

toblerone ~toblerone

Fursuiter

15 years ago

Poor fruffer drargon. *ottery tummy rubbins commencin'!*

sovy ~sovy

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

You must be deathly ill! There are no square brackets in your journal title.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

This was not serious enough for square brackets.

Pohners Foehammer - Faedragon ~shadow2

Watcher

15 years ago

D'awwww.. *pats and rubs your back* ^^;

Drake_Husky ~drakehusky

Photographer/Computer Tech

15 years ago

There is always room for moar tacos!

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

._. Apparently not

Pantra ~pantra

Digital Artist and Perler Design

15 years ago

Let me inside and I wills eats some of the tacos from you. *grins*

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

.-.; Mrp

Pantra ~pantra

Digital Artist and Perler Design

15 years ago

Wait... that wouldn't save any space, would it... *ponders*

lunarwolf ~lunarwolf

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

got gangraped by tacos eh? ;)

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Three at once.

MStuarn ~mstuarn

Watcher

15 years ago

Wait, you eat full fledged dragons but start to cry at a few tacos? You, sir, need to rethink your priorities :P

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;-; The tacos, they fight back

MStuarn ~mstuarn

Watcher

15 years ago

So do dragons. :P

aidenevans ~aidenevans

15 years ago

3 tacos can be waaaaaaaay too much 0.0

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;~; I know

Akyana ~akyana

Writer

15 years ago

Could always try the super model diet as a solution... two fingers and call me in the morning.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: Gross

Akyana ~akyana

Writer

15 years ago

<_< Just a suggestion

Reznor ~reznor

photographee

15 years ago

copy-pasta'd from sarah silverman's twitter

Mexican food is the steroids of The-Most-Stuff-Shooting-Out-of-Your-Ass-In-The-Least-Amount-Of-Time competition.

keep that in mind
<3

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Drako !drako

Watcher

15 years ago

So your nom victims need only to dress up as tacos to be safe from you, hm?

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Only if I've eaten 3 tacos recently.

Tredain ~tredain

Writer

15 years ago

This is why nature provided Mexican food with the ability to eject from your system speedily.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Gross.

Cougar1823 ~cougar1823

part of a balanced diet!

15 years ago

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

;O; KO

Werevixen ~werevixen

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

As of today I still never ate any tacos.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

That is a crime.

Werevixen ~werevixen

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Noone sells them here! D:

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

._.; Make them. Brown ground beef and add spices (find a list from the internet). Serve in a taco shell with cheese, rice, salsa, lettuce, onions, whatever you want.

Mandarax ~mandarax

Art Whore

15 years ago

Hawt

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

._.;

Angel Asanegra ~booyakasha011

Angel Asanegra

15 years ago

if you can't handle em then GIMME

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D< Too late, all gone.

Angel Asanegra ~booyakasha011

Angel Asanegra

15 years ago

*crawls in your mouth* GIMMEH!

AEthian ~aethian

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

You... suffer from bloat...ing... oh how the mighty 'ave fallen. x3

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Awww, you think I'm mighty? :3

AEthian ~aethian

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

-_o yes ye 'ave the strength of 10 insects and be as firm as a feathered pillow.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

You would know, wolf who sleeps with me every other night ;3

AEthian ~aethian

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

>_O that is because ye try to use me for a pillow...

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Then why are youuuu comparing me to a pillow? ;3

AEthian ~aethian

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

*prods at the dragon with his armored paw showing how soft and squishy the red fuzz is.*

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

|3~ Oh murr, not there

AEthian ~aethian

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

-_o ye be one sick whelp... and yer player knows it too.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

>o>

AEthian ~aethian

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

>_O

Bowserkills7 ~bowserkills7

15 years ago

Burritos all the way. <3

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

I've been told that my "tacos" are actually more like burritos.

Bowserkills7 ~bowserkills7

15 years ago

lol
want

XD

Ibun ~ibun

Art Whore

15 years ago

I will make sure not to stand downwind of you anytime soon.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

Ibun ~ibun

Art Whore

15 years ago

T_T

anubis_x360 ~anubisx360

Photographer

15 years ago

Tacos with baja and creamy jalapeno sauce! :9

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

May try that some time.

Wicked_Angel ~wickedangel

Art Whore

15 years ago

You got any of those burritos?

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

What burritos ._.;

Wicked_Angel ~wickedangel

Art Whore

15 years ago

Watch Invader Zim!

tailsfetish ~tailsfetish

Art Whore

15 years ago

you're gunnu need new underwear

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: Gross

tailsfetish ~tailsfetish

Art Whore

15 years ago

Sorry, this reminded me of that Southpark episode

CaseyCoyote ~caseycoyote

Musician

15 years ago

*takes one and rubs at your tummy* There you go. :)

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

I'm good now ~-~

ryis16 ~ryis16

Watcher

15 years ago

Aw poor dragy! *Rubs tummy*

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

~.~ S'good now

ryis16 ~ryis16

Watcher

15 years ago

Good to hear :3

Razzor ~razzor

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Twile the mexican dragon...

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

This is a lie. I am so not Mexican.

Razzor ~razzor

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Taco says otherwise xD

rexar ~rexar

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

¡El dragón es un gringo!

Analu ~analu

Writer

15 years ago

I am naturally resistant...

BECAUSE I EAT BUFFALO-STYLE CHICKEN! >D

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

D: How does that give you a higher belly capacity?

Analu ~analu

Writer

15 years ago

O_O

Nevermind then... xD

Slyther ~slyther

Writer

15 years ago

Please donate any left over tacos to Nixx

Nixx

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

~_~ My tacos *hiss*

Slyther ~slyther

Writer

15 years ago

Stop complain' then! *Growls in retaliation to your hiss*

rakarra ~rakarra

Feathery Boy

15 years ago

Mmmm, taco-flavored kisses!

rexar ~rexar

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Are these the awesome meaty greasy kind? Please tell me they were dripping everywhere.

Twile ~twile

Art Whore

15 years ago

What other kind is there?

Mikau ~mikau

Watcher

15 years ago

HAMBURGER
(because I wanted to say something different)

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