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Urban Dictionary Meme
15 years ago
1.Your name?
Zoe - "the cutest bit sized girl ever who is the best friend a girl could ask for- every guy wants to be with her and every girl wants to be her she is amazing."
Capricorn - "The coolest Zodiac sign. People consider us weird, we rarely display bad tempers, we don't really show our emotions, and we're good listeners. Most Capricorns don't act their age. Umm...in terms of forgiving and forgetting, we don't. We put it behind us, but we NEVER forget. It's really hard to describe a Capricorn because we're really complex."
2. Your age?
I'M NOT TELLING
3. One of your friends? ( I'm gonna post a few just cuz this shit is fun)
Davie- "Slang term that comes from the root word David, a name, which means beloved.
Davie is however a more modern, fun take on this name. It also means cool, hip, dope in a very relaxed, kind of way. "
Sexton- "A compadre and amigo. Someone who will give you the shirt off their back, as long as you hook them up with your hot sister."
Lynx- "Deoderant thats been in English speaking countries since the 90's and just made it to America in the Naughties labled Axe, "
Vickie- "a person who knows how to fight, and shouldnt be messed with. the person doesnt need a older sister to help her bitch at someone else, a vickie can do it herself. should watch out for vickies"
4. What should you be doing?
Homework - "Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. "
ART - "It is said to have originated from an ancient cave man species, who being born dumb and unable to communicate, etched their messages from flint onto rock or any available flat pieces of stone. The concept of creating pictures because you simply cannot speak has since been lost, in fact very much lost in translation. Society now thinks that there is more to it, when there simply is not. These members of today's society have since imitated the original idea through finger painting, cutting vegetables into shapes and daubing them with paint thus transferring to paper and most recently through the innovative 'etchasketch'. Studies show that these people are somewhat mentally deprived, socially inept or just plain gay and therefore add this mentality into their work. They also think that it is more than just a fetish for all things crayola and the ability to use wax crayons and various pastilles.
Also: That produced by an "artist". It comes in many forms:painting, pencil-drawing, sculpture, etc. The medium isn't important as long as the creation is unfathomable to all but the exceedingly rich and outstandingly gay, who only pretend to understand it anyway and write protracted essays on it aimed at the terminally dull. Amongst those 2 classes of people a piece of art will often engender much chin-rubbing in bizarrely-lit art galleries. The practitioners of art are invariably pretentious individuals who consider themselves superior to all other people. In fact some artist..."
5. Favorite color?
Blue - "The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers."
6. Birthplace?
Connecticut- "A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters. According to U.S. News and World Report 2003 - Connecticut is THE RICHEST STATE in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. It's amazing how uneducated someone is to say New Jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation's asshole) would be richer. Have fun peasant, New Jersey is 6th. Get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low class spawn infect any more of the planet. A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place. Judging by these wall posts, the most one-dimensional state in the union. Most people outside of new england and new york have never heard of connecticut and consider it just another one of those small northeast states that isn't massachusetts. It seems they cling to their notions of superior wealth, yet don't realize that the mean home price anywhere in the state of california is higher than theirs."
7. Month of your birth?
January - "The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January? "
8. last person you talked to?
Pygmy - "The black squishy stuff stuck between Elephants toes!"
Davie -"Slang term that comes from the root word David, a name, which means beloved.
Davie is however a more modern, fun take on this name. It also means cool, hip, dope in a very relaxed, kind of way. "
Daisy - "In the late 19th century "daisy" was a common slang term for "the best in it's class." So for "daisy" just substitute "the best" and you'll have it. It was a short-lived idiom and doesn't seem to be popular much after 1890."
sexion - "a nickname for the kingdom hearts character zexion. he is the hottest character in kingdom hearts aside from axel who controls fire. also number six in organization 13"
(lawlz, those are all the same person, just different nicknames.)
9. One of your nicknames?
SExtus - "An Annoying Boy that lives with the squirrels in trees. He is a rapist and the devil. Any form of Sextus means evil in latin. In the Bible it says that SEXTUS is evil and is burning in hell as we speak. He is Satin! He is also a cat that is scared of wolves"
Capri -"something/someone/an event that was/is really simple or easy"
Zoe - "the cutest bit sized girl ever who is the best friend a girl could ask for- every guy wants to be with her and every girl wants to be her she is amazing."
Capricorn - "The coolest Zodiac sign. People consider us weird, we rarely display bad tempers, we don't really show our emotions, and we're good listeners. Most Capricorns don't act their age. Umm...in terms of forgiving and forgetting, we don't. We put it behind us, but we NEVER forget. It's really hard to describe a Capricorn because we're really complex."
2. Your age?
I'M NOT TELLING
3. One of your friends? ( I'm gonna post a few just cuz this shit is fun)
Davie- "Slang term that comes from the root word David, a name, which means beloved.
Davie is however a more modern, fun take on this name. It also means cool, hip, dope in a very relaxed, kind of way. "
Sexton- "A compadre and amigo. Someone who will give you the shirt off their back, as long as you hook them up with your hot sister."
Lynx- "Deoderant thats been in English speaking countries since the 90's and just made it to America in the Naughties labled Axe, "
Vickie- "a person who knows how to fight, and shouldnt be messed with. the person doesnt need a older sister to help her bitch at someone else, a vickie can do it herself. should watch out for vickies"
4. What should you be doing?
Homework - "Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. "
ART - "It is said to have originated from an ancient cave man species, who being born dumb and unable to communicate, etched their messages from flint onto rock or any available flat pieces of stone. The concept of creating pictures because you simply cannot speak has since been lost, in fact very much lost in translation. Society now thinks that there is more to it, when there simply is not. These members of today's society have since imitated the original idea through finger painting, cutting vegetables into shapes and daubing them with paint thus transferring to paper and most recently through the innovative 'etchasketch'. Studies show that these people are somewhat mentally deprived, socially inept or just plain gay and therefore add this mentality into their work. They also think that it is more than just a fetish for all things crayola and the ability to use wax crayons and various pastilles.
Also: That produced by an "artist". It comes in many forms:painting, pencil-drawing, sculpture, etc. The medium isn't important as long as the creation is unfathomable to all but the exceedingly rich and outstandingly gay, who only pretend to understand it anyway and write protracted essays on it aimed at the terminally dull. Amongst those 2 classes of people a piece of art will often engender much chin-rubbing in bizarrely-lit art galleries. The practitioners of art are invariably pretentious individuals who consider themselves superior to all other people. In fact some artist..."
5. Favorite color?
Blue - "The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers."
6. Birthplace?
Connecticut- "A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters. According to U.S. News and World Report 2003 - Connecticut is THE RICHEST STATE in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. It's amazing how uneducated someone is to say New Jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation's asshole) would be richer. Have fun peasant, New Jersey is 6th. Get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low class spawn infect any more of the planet. A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place. Judging by these wall posts, the most one-dimensional state in the union. Most people outside of new england and new york have never heard of connecticut and consider it just another one of those small northeast states that isn't massachusetts. It seems they cling to their notions of superior wealth, yet don't realize that the mean home price anywhere in the state of california is higher than theirs."
7. Month of your birth?
January - "The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January? "
8. last person you talked to?
Pygmy - "The black squishy stuff stuck between Elephants toes!"
Davie -"Slang term that comes from the root word David, a name, which means beloved.
Davie is however a more modern, fun take on this name. It also means cool, hip, dope in a very relaxed, kind of way. "
Daisy - "In the late 19th century "daisy" was a common slang term for "the best in it's class." So for "daisy" just substitute "the best" and you'll have it. It was a short-lived idiom and doesn't seem to be popular much after 1890."
sexion - "a nickname for the kingdom hearts character zexion. he is the hottest character in kingdom hearts aside from axel who controls fire. also number six in organization 13"
(lawlz, those are all the same person, just different nicknames.)
9. One of your nicknames?
SExtus - "An Annoying Boy that lives with the squirrels in trees. He is a rapist and the devil. Any form of Sextus means evil in latin. In the Bible it says that SEXTUS is evil and is burning in hell as we speak. He is Satin! He is also a cat that is scared of wolves"
Capri -"something/someone/an event that was/is really simple or easy"
