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18 years ago
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There are ducks holding me hostage.
There's a flock or a gaggle or a squad or whatever you call a group of ducks outside my apartment door. I mean right outside the door, occasionally bumping into it. And they aren't sleeping or sitting or anything, they're waddling around. The closest water to my place is a good couple miles, so there's no real reason for some mallards to be hanging around at my apartment.
I'm scared to open the door, and I expect them to make ransom demands soon.
There are ducks holding me hostage.
There's a flock or a gaggle or a squad or whatever you call a group of ducks outside my apartment door. I mean right outside the door, occasionally bumping into it. And they aren't sleeping or sitting or anything, they're waddling around. The closest water to my place is a good couple miles, so there's no real reason for some mallards to be hanging around at my apartment.
I'm scared to open the door, and I expect them to make ransom demands soon.
